China and porcelain are evil

OK, so if you have people over for dinner, or a wife that enjoys self-esteem, stop reading now - this post has nothing to do with you. If this describes you then you should have ceramic dishes, china, actual glasses and stuff, and you should be happy. Good for you. For everybody else (and I believe this is most of us), china and dishes just don’t work. And you can add porcelain as well.

I’ve been using paper plates for a few months now (having tried and failed on Lenox, Mikasa, Royal Doulton) and it is the easiest and fastest clean-up I’ve ever had. It features the following - it’s throw-away, it’s cheap, and you don’t have to load your dishwasher!!! So, bottom line - if you’re eating off the latest flash brand and you, your friends, and your family are only eating Kentucky Fried Chicken every night anyway, maybe you shouldn’t be eating the ‘standard way.’ Try throwing your paper kitchenware away every night and enjoy the result. And yes I’ve had my first glass of prime shiraz vino in a plastic cup, and yes my tolerance has diminished (hiccup) but it had to be said - proper tableware is evil for most of us trailer trash and it’s time someone said so :wink:

What about about the poor trees?? :wink:

Depends on where you live. Using paper plates uses a lot of paper and creates a lot of trash. However, if you live in the desert and water is a precious resource saving on the dishwasher has merit. For those that are not in water-short areas, but live near, nearly full landfills, I’d venture to say washing the 'ole dishes would be in your best interest.

and screw the environment… landfills - schmandfills! pass the shiraz…

btw dan - what happened to those awesome platters/chargers you found not so long ago?

Oh Oh! OH OHH!
I made this dinner for family this summer. How would it be on (gasp) paper plates.
http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/e/x/exk7/Big8oh/BigEightOh!.html

Would you put L.A. on a commuter bike?
Would you take M.Spitz to the local Y?

Cooking is a huge passion of mine. Presentation is a big deal.

rtk

" What about about the poor trees?? ;)"

i can see i’ve wasted my fine, high irony on this group. perchance look for ANOTHER thread with a SIMILAR title.

Take care when mentioning that your “newish” wife has limited self-esteem…it may speak to some other, ahem, choices she’s made…

And take back what you said about the fine nation of China, or we’ll see to it that you are banned.

Dan,

I hear what you’re saying and I think you’re right. But I hate to think that people wouldn’t at least TRY expensive china to see what they’re missing. Standing at the sink and hand-washing each piece, or dashing them into the fireplace for a thrill might be something they’d adapt to easier than they think.

I love it.

I know firsthand that the Boise Cascade paper mill in Deridder, LA uses 1 million gallons of water per day for three paper machines. That water comes form wells in the local aquifer.

approximately 500,000 gallons are lost as steam or moisture in the paper, the rest goes into the local creek after treatment.

So I’m not so sure about how much water one would save by using paper plates.

Ah. I get it. Well, I ride steep and use real dishes.

I frequently do 3 meals a day on 2 paper and plastic plates, alternating each to stay balanced. I ate on porcelain growing up, now I like to do a 2 paper plates and a plastic bowl in the morning everyday before switching to all plastic to enjoy a full course meal for dinner.

perchance look for ANOTHER thread with a SIMILAR title.

Surely you mean “an otter” thread…

“So I’m not so sure about how much water one would save by using paper plates.”

are evil! are evil! look around for some other things that “are evil!” jesus, i give up. otter, you win. let’s all fucking ride slack.

Lavender Room please :wink:
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I don’t think so!! I mean, how are we supposed to fit in all the exercise with the more is more plan if we are washing dishes all day from eating so much with more is more? Totally a triathlete topic!

plastics cup?! total non-egalitarian snobbery…straight from the bottle or vat as the case may be…especially at the peak of training

i wish i had a trailer to trash in

who uses plates period?? I usually take in at least 50% of my calories eating straight out of the refrigerator.

Do you exercise? Hmmmm… Looks like you need to do more in order to get to be TRAINING :wink:

Been doing this for years. I use real knives and forks though. Maybe I need to look at that, too.