Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected: From "The Onion"

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Actually, probably as reliable a news source as some of the tabloids, I’d say :slight_smile:

“In an announcement that has alarmed voters across the nation, Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he will personally attack the U.S. if John Kerry wins the next election”.

Full article available at: http://www.theonion.com

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You Want to See Some Goddamned Optimism? By Senator John Edwards. It’s also an Onion must read this week.