Cheney the Torture Vice President

So is it bad to allow our guys to torture suspected terrorists, “only when we think they have information that can save the lives of Americans”? That seems like a pretty good reason to me.

I wonder if it opens the door for Americans to get tortured by the other side? Maybe the other side would torture our guys whether we did it or not?

I think the Israelis are pretty succesful at torturing Palestinians they capture, and this has helped stop a lot of suicide bombings.

Um, Americans get tortured by the other side? You mean like, decapitating them? What information did they provide?

We should take a page from the Israeli handbook when it comes to tactics and torture.

Nothing can stop all suicide bombings. Nothing. It’s a silly premise.

You do recall that Osama’s war (as he has stated) is against the Saudis, don’t you?

“Maybe the other side would torture our guys whether we did it or not?”

Now that’s an UNDERSTATEMENT.

“Nothing can stop all suicide bombings. Nothing.”

Well many things can help reduce the number of succesful attempts. And when you emphatically state nothing …that’s not necessarily true.