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can i ask if you were an obese fellow once upon a time?

I lost about 100lbs 4 years ago. I still need to slim down and work on my core some more.

Awesome. You deserve to have that “AYHSMB” tattoo then, I see it and agree with it in your case so again, awesome.

1629 looked to her right…noticing she was at “Ball Height” she rapidly looked left as her little sister goes into shock…mom tries to keep a polite smile but it is hard…or it isnt…depends on what you are looking at I suppose. In any case, the children will soon be having some “grown up” talks with mom to try and explain things and minimize the emotional trauma.

can i ask if you were an obese fellow once upon a time?

I lost about 100lbs 4 years ago. I still need to slim down and work on my core some more.

Awesome. You deserve to have that “AYHSMB” tattoo then, I see it and agree with it in your case so again, awesome.

anyone else have to Google AYHSMB?

You should be ashamed of yourself for this.

The Glasses, small package, speedsuit, pose, whatever you are doing with your bicept, showing off a 30 dollar gift certificate, use of the word slay…and small package

You don’t like my tattoo? Read it again.

But what do we expext from someone with a lizard tattoo on his chest
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Times/Distances:

Swim(200m): 2:51 (4th overall) I only see 2 faster swims…3rd perhaps?
T1: 1:07 (1st overall) This was first in your AG…my T1 was 1:05 there were 2 other 1:05s and a 1:02!
Bike(11 mi.): 29:56 (6th overall/Avg. Speed 23.1 mph) I see this as the 3rd fastest bike split, not 6th…I don’t count the aquabike guy.
Run(2 mi.): 15:06 (7:33/mi. pace, but this includes T2)

You did well! The elitists here don’t cut you slack for pretty much just beginning triathlon was it 3 seasons ago?

While you are right…a few (very small few) of the elitists were Cat 1/2 or better cyclists, College runners or College swimmers who played at high levels and then went to Tri…their year one was better than many folks year 1-20…but like I said, that is a very few.

I give him huge credit for posting pic’s and times…hell, he even in the past posted a picture of his living room…

i’m having trouble with the amount of time spent by someone staring at anothers ‘small package’ let alone publicly fantasizing over it.

just saying…

For the record, I still believe that Trash Talk continues to pull off the greatest internet version of Andy Kaufman’s wrestling gig ever - and we’re all the gullible, yet well entertained, audience.

Fair enough man, i am def. entertained. and foir the record i don’t look much better but i at least have a dark suit LOL

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TT is either the funniest guy ever and playing the audience well or there is something missing where his front lobe should be.

Huge props for losing the weight. Huge props for having a good race and improving from last year. Means you have done a lot of work.

BUT…that suit is funny!!! And what happened to the “abs” from Halloween???

Congrats on the race, but it’s time to slim it down again, it will help your run split.

You are f’ing funny dude.

He’s totally playing it funny. Just check the sunglasses he’s wearing on the podium.
If that’s not funny, i don’t know what is.

That suit makes it very easy for AYH to SYB. Jus’ saying.

Oh, congrats on rockin’ the race!

I can’t believe it but I’m actually starting to root for this guy. It doesn’t make any sense…

props on the weight loss and the race result, but the white tri suit’s still gotta go…

This thread does a great job of summing up everything that is good in the world and everything that is wrong.

Awesome post!!!

Keep it up, Trash Talk. I have become a fan.

And this race definitely needs to hire a podium girl to perform the pre-podium fluffing duties.

Congrats on the finish.

Rock to your own beat sir.

props on the weight loss and the race result, but the white tri suit’s still gotta go…

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  1. Black tri suit

  2. Ditch the ski tips (though I have them on my training bike…)

  3. Keeping the white cycling shoes could work, but you need some white racing flats.

  4. I can understand how the pride generated from significant weight loss, coupled with a strong passion for triathlon, could lead to posts like these, but the way they’re presented just openly invites criticism.

5) Excellent work with the wheelset

Kudos on your race. It’s always a great feeling to finish a race and be proud of the results.

Thanks. It’s an older X-Lab lenticular (tubular) I picked up here in the ST classifieds. The front is a SRAM S80 I got there as well, I actually just sold it to the person who bought the rear and I’m getting a tubular trispoke to race on.