I’m curious what I have to do to get initiated into the fraternal brotherhood known as the Cervelo Mafia? Is there hazing involved?
Please enlighten me.
tbro
I also want to know…I have a cervelo
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Buy a Cervelo. Publicly sing its praises. You’re in.
(At least I think so. Huh, come to think of it, am I in?)
Buy a Cervelo. Publicly sing its praises. You’re in.
(At least I think so. Huh, come to think of it, am I in?)
I had to sell my P2K in 2002 (Gloria, if you’re out there, I hope you’re well!) when I took a hiatus after IMFL. It was a sad day. I have since learned how hard it is to leave La Cervelo Nostra, and now that I’m back in the saddle again, only one brand of bike would do.
Maybe after that next bonus I’ll be able to indulge my lust for a shiny new carbon P3C or P2C, but for now I’m pretty happy with Jane (custom painted orange P3 frame I’ve acquired and built up) as my rebound girl. She may not be the youngest or sexiest on the block anymore, but she’s got experience on her side. And she’s a total BILF. 
BTW, you can send my secret decoder ring to…
Quite funny!
Fred.
I am sorry about Gloria, I didn’t mean to tell you this but she was arrested for turning tricks last week in New Haven. Sorry Bro, my Betsy (P2C) is under lock and key, lights out at 8 and thongs are out of the question.
JD
That was a lot easier than my Fraternity initiation. No hazing, heavy drinking, public nudity, etc. I will do my best to uphold the rules and traditions of
the Cervelo Mafia.
Chris, your BILF comment is a classic. Unfortunately my '07 Dual just isn’t sexy looking enough to call it a “BILF”. With my H3’s and Canary Yellow paint job,
It looks like a Bumble Bee on steroids. I’m just not in to Beastiality
Well, if any of you make it up to Lifetime in July, the first Post Race Beer is on me.
tbro
**BILF **TM is a registered trademark of Christopher Wilkes, Inc.
…although I’d be willing to license it to Gerard for advertising purposes in exchange for a P3C frame. =)
No, I was told you have to kill somebody, too.
You mean…what…
WHAT?? I didn’t have t…
what??
oh my god.
Nothing.
Never mind.
What Iron buckeye and the others said…that’s fine. fine. just buy one and hump it.
Smelly