the president is right about venezuela. there are people dying there. like the world has never seen. which brings us to canada. i just don’t think we should take the military option off the table. cerveloguy, you hearing this? i can tell you. canada’s leaders are going to find out. very quickly. believe me.
Bring it on, slut.
Bring it on, slut.
that’s ignorant slut. please use my full name.
I gonna make you my bitch, slut. I’ll call you whatever I want.
Canadians are no different than the Korean’s. All talk.
I’d be careful, we’ve got our entire population at the border, ready to strike.

The US is 0 for 1 in trying to invade Canada but you’re welcome to try again at any time. Just realize that when we win again we will be enforcing certain conditions on your country:
- Justin Bieber is yours. Keep him.
- Nickelback is yours, keep them too.
- Ryan Reynolds is ours.
- The new ambassador to the US will be BLeP. God help you all.
I’d be careful, we’ve got our entire population at the border, ready to strike
That was a fantastic movie. I love that propaganda film in it: “The Canadians: They Walk Among Us”. Cracks me up every time!
The US is 0 for 1 in trying to invade Canada but you’re welcome to try again at any time. Just realize that when we win again we will be enforcing certain conditions on your country:
- Justin Bieber is yours. Keep him.
- Nickelback is yours, keep them too.
- Ryan Reynolds is ours.
- The new ambassador to the US will be BLeP. God help you all.
The National Guard is 3X bigger than your active and reserves combined. I like our odds.
Our beer is stronger. It’s our secret weapon. It’s an incredible force multiplier. It’s yuge.
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The US is 0 for 1 in trying to invade Canada but you’re welcome to try again at any time. Just realize that when we win again we will be enforcing certain conditions on your country:
- Justin Bieber is yours. Keep him.
- Nickelback is yours, keep them too.
- Ryan Reynolds is ours.
- The new ambassador to the US will be BLeP. God help you all.
The National Guard is 3X bigger than your active and reserves combined. I like our odds.
National guard? LOL like that’s an actual military force. Canadian farmers with .22 rimfires are a more serious threat.
Our beer is stronger. It’s our secret weapon. It’s an incredible force multiplier. It’s yuge.
we have hipsters making beer in their parents garages that is stronger, and tastier, than anything all y’all put out.
i cant stand hipsters, but they can make some damn fine beer and grub.
A word of warning.
We are bigger, better equipped and have more people than Iraq…just saying.
Our beer is stronger. It’s our secret weapon. It’s an incredible force multiplier. It’s yuge.
Has Brewmeister Smith been up to his old tricks again?
The US is 0 for 1 in trying to invade Canada but you’re welcome to try again at any time. Just realize that when we win again we will be enforcing certain conditions on your country:
- Justin Bieber is yours. Keep him.
- Nickelback is yours, keep them too.
- Ryan Reynolds is ours.
- The new ambassador to the US will be BLeP. God help you all.
The National Guard is 3X bigger than your active and reserves combined. I like our odds.
National guard? LOL like that’s an actual military force. Canadian farmers with .22 rimfires are a more serious threat.
I’d suggest you do a tad bit of reading. I’ll allow you to retract your statement after you do so.
And you should quit drinking the "Murica kool-aid.
And you should quit drinking the "Murica kool-aid.
It’s literally math
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And you should quit drinking the Zima.
FIFY.
And you should quit drinking the Zima.
FIFY.
Did that already except in JSA cocktails
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