Drive through funeral home windows are becoming popular now. WTF?
http://kfor.com/2014/09/15/funeral-home-offers-drive-thru-visitation/
Yes.
That seems like such an old idea I am surprised it has taken this long to happen. But then again the whole burial industry is locked in the dark ages. Now if they would offer to serve breakfast and Starbucks at the drive-thru I think that would go a long way to moving the industry into the 21st century.
yes: HERE:
An 18-year-old pizza store employee in Texas has been charged with a felony after police say he rubbed his genitals on food he was preparing for a customer.
The Georgetown Police Department arrested Austin Symonds last week and charged him with tampering with a consumer product.
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A Papa Murphy’s customer who ordered food on Sept. 2 told police he caught Symonds. Police said Symonds admitted that he would have given the pizza to the customer if he hadn’t been caught.
A store employee told the Austin American-Statesman that Symonds has been fired.
No big deal. My hands are usually dirtier than my penis.
How do you know it’s becoming popular? The article only mentioned the one.
Keep electing people like Obama and find out.
yes: HERE:
An 18-year-old pizza store employee in Texas has been charged with a felony after police say he rubbed his genitals on food he was preparing for a customer.
The Georgetown Police Department arrested Austin Symonds last week and charged him with tampering with a consumer product.
A Papa Murphy’s customer who ordered food on Sept. 2 told police he caught Symonds. Police said Symonds admitted that he would have given the pizza to the customer if he hadn’t been caught.
A store employee told the Austin American-Statesman that Symonds has been fired.
I’m waiting for the app.
The idea of sticking my genitals on or into a molten cheese does nothing for me. I mean I’ve burnt my mouth on pizza before my beans and franks would probably be permanently scarred.
People do weird things with their genitals. I’m not talking fetish weird but weird in the sense of putting them in harms way. There was a local story of a guy getting his scrotum ripped off. Apparently he was masturbating on a conveyor belt…well allowing the belt to masturbate him. Call me crazy but if it has “Horse power” associated with I’m keeping my genitals away from it.
~Matt
maybe the customer ordered some frumunda cheese on the pizza?
yes: HERE:
An 18-year-old pizza store employee in Texas has been charged with a felony after police say he rubbed his genitals on food he was preparing for a customer.
The Georgetown Police Department arrested Austin Symonds last week and charged him with tampering with a consumer product.
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A Papa Murphy’s customer who ordered food on Sept. 2 told police he caught Symonds. Police said Symonds admitted that he would have given the pizza to the customer if he hadn’t been caught.
A store employee told the Austin American-Statesman that Symonds has been fired.
How is this indicative of any decline? People have been rubbing their junk on things since the dawn of time.
I’m currently in Las Vegas. Check this place out.
Not sure if I need a drive up window but I could definitely go for a completely private room if I am required to go to funeral homes. I’m not a fan at all of our current death rituals. I find them to be the opposite of healing.
This tidbit is from the same news site.
http://kfor.com/2014/06/13/family-plans-unusual-funeral-for-the-life-of-the-party/
Love the can of Busch beer poured into a water glass. And was the cigarette lit?
In the last ~30 years or so
per capita murder rates are down
per capita teen pregnancy rates are down
test scores are flat
per capita violent crime is down
per capita rape is down
TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET I TELL YA
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In the last ~30 years or so
per capita murder rates are down - North America has a homicide rate 4x that of Western Europe
per capita teen pregnancy rates are down - US has a teen pregnancy rates of 4x that of Germany, and 1.5x that of UK (which is the second highest developed nation after the US)
test scores are flat
per capita violent crime is down
per capita rape is down
TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET I TELL YA
Just a few examples above. It’s all a matter of perspective. A bit of room to improve? We are far, far from the rest of the developed world in many metrics.
Drive through funeral home windows are becoming popular now. WTF?
http://kfor.com/...ive-thru-visitation/
I think this is an example of what is right in America. I love it!
I’d be all over the drive through funeral home windows. Especially for those viewings that are more of obligations that grieving. For example: a family member of one of the bosses died in the war. Everyone was expected to pay their regards. I had never met the guy and only loosely worked with said boss. Still, office politics required that I go and people paid attention as to who showed up and who didn’t. A drive through parlor would have been just the thing.
The idea of sticking my genitals on or into a molten cheese does nothing for me. I mean I’ve burnt my mouth on pizza before my beans and franks would probably be permanently scarred.
People do weird things with their genitals. I’m not talking fetish weird but weird in the sense of putting them in harms way. There was a local story of a guy getting his scrotum ripped off. Apparently he was masturbating on a conveyor belt…well allowing the belt to masturbate him. Call me crazy but if it has “Horse power” associated with I’m keeping my genitals away from it.
~Matt
A friend of mine’s wife is a nurse. She told us a story about her first day in the ER. She hadn’t been there an hour when she was assigned the case of a man who had a ring stuck on his penis. Tried windex, other various lubes, ice… nothing. The ring was stuck. I don’t recall if they tried letting blood out. Anyways the decision was made that the ring had to be cut off.
Here’s the thing: said ring was made of titanium
They had to obtain a special saw from the local fire department. Long story short, the man lost his penis. Hell of a first day in the ER.
Here’s the thing: said ring was made of titanium
Urban myth. Nice try.