Buy This Fuel Belt and You Too Can Run a 5K! Or Win Kona!

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Do you have dreams of running a 5K? Or maybe just to the corner and back? Will there be 14oz of your favorite sports drink (Johnny Walker Green and 2 ice cubes) along either of these routes? Didn’t think there would be. Thus you need this Black R20 Fuel Belt. It is brand new with its dual 7oz flasks and pocket for your iPhone (so you can live tweet your accomplishments as they happen*), because a fanny pack is such a faux pas.

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For only $26.50 you can have this brand new beauty of a R20 Fuel Belt, which includes the tag of Macca running for a photo shoot, possibly in Kona, shipped to any of the lower 48 states (If you live in Alaska you don’t need this because you fight bears on your 5K jogs. If you live in Hawaii you run over volcanoes and drink magma). Again, for only $26.50 you can solve all your hydration problems in your life by purchasing this brand new R20 Fuel Belt!

This Fuel Belt is great for the real world too! Are you feeling parched before that big sales meeting? Bring your own hydration and wow the boss and clients by showing them you take hydration seriously!

BUT WAIT! There’s not more! But if you act before 2014, we will cut the price to a ridiculously low price of $22.00! That’s right, one payment of $22.00! That is only 88 quarters!

If you have ever seen any Batman movie, you know how important a good belt can be to a super hero. Buy this Fuel Belt R20 and you can become your own dehydration fighting super hero! You can’t be a triathlete without a Fuel Belt: Macca and Crowie (and Terrenzo) taught us this**.

$22 shipped ASAP. Perfect for any triathlete or white elephant gift exchanges.

*If you buy this Fuel Belt and decide to live tweet your run to the corner (for a bottle of Johnny Walker Green and a bag of ice), I will create a twitter account and follow your every move. This service comes free of charge.

**Why am I selling this if you must own this or a similar Fuel Belt to be a triathlete? Because I am retiring from triathlon, at least until next year. Now I have no need for it as I moved my fridge next to the couch and I’m not leaving anytime soon.

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Bump.

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That cost more than $25 to write, well done!

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Thank you. Based on how I value my time, I should break even with the sale.

Last chance to get it in 2013! This will come in quite handy if you frequent any gym facility in 2014 as the bottles can be used to squirt water and blind the New Year’s resolution-ists clogging up the gym, pool lanes, lock room and free weights. Defend yourself!

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Your creativity deserves a bump.

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Thank you! Due to the hardball negation tactics the eventual buyer is playing (I see what you’re doing and I respect it. Teach me how later, please), the price has been dropped quicker than Lieto on the run at Kona (its all good, I met him once and gave him a hug. He was cool with it. Super awesome guy, really respect him).

So boom. $22 shipped now. Now I’m watching you eventual buyer, one of us will cave soon. I bet it will be you. Save face and go ahead and send me a PM and this baby will be yours!

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We may have a winner…sending you a pm
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