So he wants to buy Greenland. What shall it be renamed to? Trumplandia? Trumpopolis? Trump Island Casino and Resort?
Trumpdoggle
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I wonder if he could find it on a map.
I seriously checked to make sure this wasn’t dated April 1st. And that it wasn’t the Onion.
I’m betting the price would be more than a bag of magic beans.
Imagine the golf courses you could build on a place that is already called Greenland.
Imagine the golf courses you could build on a place that is already called Greenland.
well now he definitely will.
It’s absurd but if we could buy it I would just like I’d buy Canada. Natural resources and not a lot of people to support.
Is this the green new deal?
It’s absurd but if we could buy it I would just like I’d buy Canada. Natural resources and not a lot of people to support.
The USA can’t even afford its current 50 states. It will eventually need to decide what to sell.
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It’s absurd but if we could buy it I would just like I’d buy Canada. Natural resources and not a lot of people to support.
The USA can’t even afford its current 50 states. It will eventually need to decide what to sell.
Do you spend your one hour a day of freedom at the library coming here to rip on the US?
It’s absurd but if we could buy it I would just like I’d buy Canada. Natural resources and not a lot of people to support.
We apparently offered $100 million in 1946, obviously turned us down. Number I found was for 2011, Denmark’s subsidy for Greenland was $500 million +.
We have a base there that we pay nothing for. No one has ever done serious mining there for a reason, half mile of ice makes it fun. Maybe Don wants to exploit all the timber there.
Does it come with a president?
It’s absurd but if we could buy it I would just like I’d buy Canada. Natural resources and not a lot of people to support.
We apparently offered $100 million in 1946, obviously turned us down. Number I found was for 2011, Denmark’s subsidy for Greenland was $500 million +.
We have a base there that we pay nothing for. No one has ever done serious mining there for a reason, half mile of ice makes it fun. Maybe Don wants to exploit all the timber there.
Put a few Navy bases and some commercial ports there and you have easy access over the top towards Russia, and a significantly greater claim to Arctic resources (i.e. oil).
This could be one of the major story arcs in Zoolander 3.
Odd how it’s real life.
According to Bloomberg, “striking a deal has left Danes bewildered, with a former prime minister asking whether it was a joke. Another prominent opposition member said the report indicates that Trump is ‘insane.’â€
Why not? Doesn’t hurt to ask.
Some friends and I would be interested in purchasing the southern half of Utah, if the price is right. Can you advise us whom to turn to for a quote?
**It’s absurd but if we could buy it I would just like I’d buy Canada. Natural resources and not a lot of people to support. **
But you’d first need permission from our Queen.
Am I right?
It’s absurd but if we could buy it I would just like I’d buy Canada. Natural resources and not a lot of people to support.
We apparently offered $100 million in 1946, obviously turned us down. Number I found was for 2011, Denmark’s subsidy for Greenland was $500 million +.
We have a base there that we pay nothing for. No one has ever done serious mining there for a reason, half mile of ice makes it fun. Maybe Don wants to exploit all the timber there.
Put a few Navy bases and some commercial ports there and you have easy access over the top towards Russia, and a significantly greater claim to Arctic resources (i.e. oil).
^^^^^^