This is TOO much fun. Have at it:
George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that The Jews and SUV owners could kill welfare recipients.
Did you know that?
I did not know that.
George W. Bush lowered taxes so that gun owners could conquer The French.
Sweet jesus , could it be true.
George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Republicans and white men could steal from minorities
George W. Bush lowered taxes so that the Christian Coalition could steal from The French.
George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that The Jews and Ann Coulter could invade The United Nations
George Bush kills puppies to get their oil so that big oil can start hurricanes and earthquakes and make us worship the devil.
George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Rush Limbaugh could invade Michael Moore
Gross.
Hell , we are all ready to write for the US army , Howard stern , enquirer , fox news , people magazine . We have our standards
George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could oppress women.
George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could oppress women.
Hey , stop putting too many true facts in your example , try to keep it unbelievable. I think that was a congressional investigation.
I liked one of the team names, for over the line games.
" Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus “ Now that’s unbelievable.
On the 4 year anniversary of receiving the Presidential Daily Briefing, “Bin Laden Determined to Attack the US” (while on vacation), the President went to Saudi Arabia to attend the funeral of King Fahd, whose citizens attacked us on 9/11 and are the majority of jihadis in Iraq, instead of attending the funerals of the Ohio Marines.
I believe it was Vice President Cheney who attended the funeral.
And the White House’s policy has been that the President can’t attend all the funerals of all the troops, therefor, he won’t single out the loss of any one soldier over that of another.
“Bin Laden Determined to Attack the US”
Really? Wow there’s a headline! Who woulda thunk it? But I wonder excatly how, or excatly when?
On the 4 year anniversary…Ohio Marines.
You must see totally different buttons than I do.
What browser do you use? Internet Explorer™ sucks.
George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that The Jews, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could conquer Al Franken.
George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that white men and the Christian Coalition could oppress Muslims.