I have been very, very busy working on things. Here’s all of the updates:
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Integrated Headsets ROCK!!! They are the greatest engineering feat since the wheel was invented.
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I am selling all of my tubular wheelsets and switching to clincher, though I CANT’T wait until UST comes to road bikes!!!
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My newest project is a Frankenbike, but it is a hi-ten steel rear triangle with a carbon front triangle, and it’ll have an Integrated Headset. When I sell this bike, it will have clincher wheels.
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I am going to one-up Mavic and invent the bunnyman ‘77’ wheel. Specialized/Hed says three’s good, Corima says four are better, Mavic says five is supreme, and bunnyman sez seven is KING!!! The rim area will be a whopping 100mm deep, and the spoke will be 100mm wide, as well. It will be tested by John Cobb, who will sell it for awhile (and claim it’s the fastest) until one of his private label manufacturers comes up with the eight spoke wheel. Mario Cippolini, time trialist extraordinaire will say how great it is, and will stay in the Tour de France the ENTIRE length because the wheel was so great.
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Okay, if you believed this, you really must be an April Fool!!! April Fools!!!