I don’t do bumper stickers. Generally they are either found on cars belonging to tree hugging nut jobs ( save the whales ) or redneck morons (Calvin pissing on …).
So even though I would never plaster one on my bumper, I can appreciate the humor found on some. Also, since I don’t really care what people here think of me, I have decided to posts a few here.
Hey, the chronically lazy have rights too! Elitist snob!
When my buddy lived in florida, he said that he frequently saw one that said “when I get old, I’m going to move up north and drive real slow”. I though that that was pretty good.
My all time (geeky-engineer fav) was a RED bumper sticker that said, “if this bumper sticker is blue, then you’re driving too fast”.
Way, way back, when cruising the local cruising road, we spotted a sports car being driven by a hot-looking blond. Swear to God, her car had a bumper sticker that read “If you can beat me, you can eat me.” Driving a Toyota Corolla, I didn’t even consider the challenge.
How about “Eschew Obfuscation”?
Nothing like a little doppler humor to brighten one’s day.
My all-time fave:
Dyslexics Untie!
It wasn’t a bumper sticker, but an actual vanity plate that read:
ILL LXIX
I drove like hell but due to traffic never was able to determine if it was a male or female driving. But in my fantasy world, it was a smokin hot babe.
Or it was Illinois, class of 1969.
Reminds me of a NJ vanity plate that got past the censors: 3M TA3
Or it was Illinois, class of 1969.
Possible, but since it was on a Texas plate, I am assuming it wasn’t.
Double points for the Beasties reference.
Who ever looks at the numbers on an airplane in a rear view mirror?
Huh. Hadn’t thought of that. That is pretty damn funny.
Huh. Hadn’t thought of that. That is pretty damn funny.
What, you thought it was just some random characters?
I saw one like this a week or so ago.
“If you can read this, thank a teacher;
…If you are reading it in English, thank a Marine.”
It made me chuckle that the second statement uses “if”. It’s written in english so in what other language would I read it?
Sign that you live in an Air Force company town:
When the person with the “Love animals; don’t eat them” on the left side of their bumper also has a “F-35: the sound of freedom and prosperity” sticker on the right side bumper.
No, I saw what it said, I just forgot that most people would be viewing it through a rear view mirror.
Okay, i don’t get that one…
/Never mind, I just did some roman numeral researching…
Whenever I see the following bumper sticker, I laugh as I think of the people who score near the Primacy-of-Consciousness end of my POE/POC scale:
VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS!
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I’m absolutely not trying to turn this political… but I saw this in DC today and thought it was pretty entertaining.
I’ve seen one car a few times with a rear license plate frame that reads:
"If you’re riding my ass
at least pull my hair!"
And yes, the driver is a woman.