Hello All,
DENTIST: Neal, let me know if you feel this …
NEAL: Eyowwwwwwwww!!!
DENTIST: Why do you have a cavity?
NEAL: I keep a mixture of maltodextrin, sucrose, and dextrose in my mouth for hours on end.
DENTIST: Then you need Brush, Floss, and Rinse (with an active flouride over the counter product) often or you teeth will be fodder for the bacteria that feed on all that sugar.
Candy is dandy but sex doesn’t rot your teeth.
Cheers,
Neal