BLeP's cousin discovered in Arkansas

An Arkansas man is behind bars after allegedly trespassing onto his neighbors’ property in order to sexually assault the couple’s donkeys.

Police in Siloam Springs arrested Everett Lee Compton, Jr., 49, on Monday after he was allegedly caught abusing a donkey owned by Emert and Joyce Whitaker.

The Whitakers had previously told police that they have had problems with people harassing their animals for the past three years. When “no trespassing” signs didn’t work, the couple set up a camera to photograph intruders, according to local station KFSM.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/arkansas-man-accused-sexually-assaulting-202856591.html

To be fair the donkey was dressed like a slut…

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Bwahahahahahaaa. I read that article earlier and knew your post was referring to it without having to open it.

I saw some great comments on yahoo news.

“His friends told him to relax and get him a piece of ass. They didn’t mean it so literally”.

That ain’t no moose. You lose.

Photos or it didn’t happen
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I guess he felt like a jackass.