Just when you thought that Crocs couldn’t possibly be any more amazing than they already are… you discover Crocs LiteRide.
Ho. Ly. Shit.
Comfort level - 367%
Broken pic, you style-impaired moose fucker.
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Broken pic, you style-impaired moose fucker.
Now posted twice for her pleasure. Fuck it, I am not fixing it.
Look like the bastard offspring of crocs and Hokas.
Why do you hate yourself so much?
Do they make them in men’s styles too?
Do they make them in men’s styles too?
You know he ordered a lavender colored pair to highlight his pedicure.
Do they make them in men’s styles too?
You know he ordered a lavender colored pair to highlight his pedicure.
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I have a pair of slides that mrs wimsey tells me are “my lesbian casual shoes” and forbids me to wear outside the home (I ignore that prohibition because I wear lesbian casual attire wherever the fuck I want).
These monstrosities that you’re getting all moist over make my footwear choices look positively elegant.
Hahahahah. If anyone on this forum has feet like that, it would be Blep.
Do they make them in men’s styles too?
The jealousy flows through you… I feel it.
Why is BLeP so awesome you say…
Because I embrace comfort.
I’ve never really wanted to bitch slap a complete stranger over the internet until now.
I’ve never really wanted to bitch slap a complete stranger over the internet until now.
I drove by a Panera this morning and saw a guy walking in wearing a pair of these.
I’ve never really wanted to bitch slap a complete stranger over the internet until now.
I drove by a Panera this morning and saw a guy walking in wearing a pair of these.
And? Is JSA’s face now red?
These are my dress Crocs. Perfect for a wedding.