“That bull is lik’ a blown’d up balloon turnt aloose.”
More importantly: why am I watching bull riding on a Friday night?
Tom Demerly : “You would have thought I was fucking a troupe of Chinese acrobats from the way she reacted.”
Sorry Tom…I told you it cracked me up 
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“More importantly: why am I watching bull riding on a Friday night?”
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- That’s a really good question. If you’re not careful, you could be watching Jerry Springer soon.
Bull riding? I assume you’re watching alone. I sure hope you’re not drinking alone as well…
Like Rodney Dangerfield said about his first sexual experience:
“I didn’t know what I was doing. I was confused; I was scared; I was alone…”
“More importantly: why am I watching bull riding on a Friday night?”
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- That’s a really good question. If you’re not careful, you could be watching Jerry Springer soon.
Well, to be honest it just happened to come on after Sportcenter. I’m really sitting here at the computer, but I had to watch a few rides after hearing that comment.
Springer? Not a chance. I don’t do talk shows or reality shows.
Bull riding? I assume you’re watching alone. Sadly, yes. I sure hope you’re not drinking alone as well… Sadly, no.
Like Rodney Dangerfield said about his first sexual experience:
“I didn’t know what I was doing. I was confused; I was scared; I was alone…”
"why am I watching bull riding on a Friday night? "
Believe it or not I’ve got a friend that used to ride bulls on the rodeo circuit. Now that really is nuts.