I dont’ have a light bulb joke, but did you ever noticed what is printed on the ‘washing label’ of ironman clothing ?
It says : Do not iron!
How strange…
Ok this isn’t original and I’ve posted it before but it is still funny…
How many newsgroup posters does it take to change a
light bulb?
– 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the
light bulb has been changed
– 14 to share similar experiences of changing light
bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
– 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light
bulbs
– 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts
about changing light bulbs
– 53 to flame the spell checkers
– 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
– 6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light
bulb” … another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
– 2 industry professionals to inform the group that
the proper term is “lamp”
– 27 to post URL’s where one can see examples of
different light bulbs
– 14 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly
and then post the corrected URL’s
– 12 to post to the group that they will no longer
post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
– 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb
FAQ
– 44 to ask what is a “FAQ”
– 4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a
short time ago?”
– 3 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before
posting questions about light bulbs”
– 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6
months from now and start it all over again
Don’t forget the six who post a pic, five of which then post asking why their pic does not show up, another 32 posting with instructions on how to post a pic, and finally |Tom Demerly posting a picture of his cat screwing in a light bulb.
Not to mention any references the ongoing war between those who use pin lightbulbs and those who will only use threaded…!
And 3 to suggest, “Hey Slowman! move this to the Lavender Room!”
Mark
I find it ironic.
Press on ;}
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I so love puns. This thread is cool.
Maybe we’ll need to crease and desist before the others get steamed or board… Ok, now I have to get back to work.
My fav joke…it’s sort of a longy, but i’ll write it as i would tell it.
asker…" how many vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb"?
askee…“don’t know”
asker…“none”
askee…(confused look on face)
asker…“do you get it”?
askee…“nope”
asker…“think about it…how many vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb”?
askee…“don’t know”
asker…“none…do you get it”?
askee…“nope”
asker…“no…you wouldn’t get it…YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND…(shouting) Y O U W E R E’ N T T H E R E”
thank you, and good nite.
Now that is funny.
I am humbled by the awsomnes of that joke.