How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
one
How many roadies (concert crew) does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, Two. One, Two. Two,Two!
How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That’s not funny.
Tibbs, you have stooped to a new low…I wasn’t sure it was possible.
How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - they just follow it around the country and watch it burn out.
How many Fenchmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one and any of them can do it because their hands are already in the air.
How does George Bush change a light bulb?
Hee doesn’t see no need for a change.
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb.
1 and… 5 to make a t-shirt about it.
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb.
1 and… 5 to make a t-shirt about it.
that’s funny
A man walks into a dentists and say to the dentist…
“Dentist, I keep thinking i’m a moth”.
“A moth?”
What made you come in her, you should have gone to see a psychiatrist, not a dentist…
“Your light was on!”
Like it, Love it, Gonna use it!!!
You anti-dentite SOB…
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb
2 really little ones
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I always heard it this way…
How many sorrority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb.
One, She simply holds it up and the world revolves around her!
One, She simply holds it up and the world revolves
around her!
That’s actually the punch line to: “How many McGill Law students does it take to screw a light bulb?”
Dre’
ohh…i wish i had the list of lightbulb jokes for all the canadian schools…it was quite amusing.
2 of the t-shirts here @ queen’s that i found quite entertaining though:
“Don’t hate me because I go to Queen’s, Hate me because I’m better than you.”
“If you can read this, you definitly don’t go to Western.”
Q: How many Kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go play video games?
What does DAM stand for?
Mothers Against Dyslexia.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
The fish.
How long does it take a triathlete to change a lightbulb?
It depends – is it an aero lightbulb? is it carbon? is it a Cervelo lightbulb?
Your a god.