So this one is brought to you by the cheerful employees of Lowe’s…“let’s build something together”.
Saturday afternoon I’m looking at some plants for the yard and porch. Make my way inside to check out a sale on the porch furniture. On the overhead address system I hear "Peter Gozinya please come the customer service area your father is waiting on you, Peter Gozinya’.
This happens not once, but TWICE. 30 seconds go by and she does it again. I looked up at this Lowes guy in the department and I’m dying and he takes off like he is going to stop her from doing it again. I just wish I could have met the guy who pulled that one off. He must have won a big bet with someone.
I think the best one I have heard of in my life is:
Wilma Fingerdo