My 72 y/o father is moving out (divorce). When his new home is done being remodeled, he’ll be the monthly recipient of Playboy.
My 72 y/o father is moving out (divorce). When his new home is done being remodeled, he’ll be the monthly recipient of Playboy.
Awesome gift.
Here is my best one to my girlfriend.
Cut a hole in a boxPut your junk in the boxHave her open the box
My 72 y/o father is moving out (divorce). When his new home is done being remodeled, he’ll be the monthly recipient of Playboy.
Awesome gift.
Here is my best one to my girlfriend.
Cut a hole in a boxPut your junk in the boxHave her open the box
Won’t all your junk fall out of the bo—oh, I see what you did there.
Mine was a fractional part of a group set of gifts my buddies and I gave to a friend who had just finalized a divorce from a toxic wife. Bottle of 1970 Glenfarclas, pair of wool socks with a print out of the confirmation of an airline reservation for our group of buddies to go hiking in South America (we bought his ticket), and a thumb drive with video from several of his ex-in-laws, all of them being very kind to our recently divorced buddy, basically saying “she is a hot mess, we all know it, we think the world of you and know you tried your hardest to make it work, we wish you the best and are confident you’ll have a great life once you’re past this disaster zone.”
I have twice given my wife Lulu pants. It’s a win-win for everyone.
Since the price of silver has taken such a hit I am giving all of my nieces and nephews a silver bar for Christmas.
My wife has always wanted a fireplace mantle/hearth, but we didn’t want a fireplace in the house. So, I built this one for her one Christmas. She was absolutely thrilled and says it is the best gift ever.
I got my wife a new vacuum. Makes the womens work easier.
I got my wife a new vacuum. Makes the womens work easier.
I was gonna git the Wife some lightbulbs, but then I’s decided she coulds do hers chores in the dark. Instead, I gots her some breads and some meats so she can makes me a sammich.
I got my wife a new vacuum. Makes the womens work easier.
I was gonna git the Wife some lightbulbs, but then I’s decided she coulds do hers chores in the dark. Instead, I gots her some breads and some meats so she can makes me a sammich.
