TJ’s state of the art space age system is coming to a sprint triathlon near you!
looks like this piece of crap will be available to the masses… Can you imagine what you can fit under the hood???
http://www.tollakson.com/ruster/ruster.htm
Speechless…
Sweeet, I have a 11 mile bike to do in a sprint relay with some guys at work. I will be loading this up with gatorade in one bladder and gu in the other, for energy
Speechless…
I love triathlete magazine! They have a piece about this along with other 20 items that will slow you down and look like an idiot. If I give them free they will probably put a quarter page review of my underwear too.
Sweeet, I have a 11 mile bike to do in a sprint relay with some guys at work. I will be loading this up with gatorade in one bladder and gu in the other, for energy
Screw that! I have this!!!
oh shit
built in lights!
this is a game changer
Sweeet, I have a 11 mile bike to do in a sprint relay with some guys at work. I will be loading this up with gatorade in one bladder and gu in the other, for energy
Screw that! I have this!!!
Erm…“Fall in love with your hydration system”
I think he’s pleasuring himself with it in the picture provided…
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When I score a recumbent I’ll definitely be looking for one of these. 
In all seriousness, though, if this guys product 1) holds liquid without splashing it all over you and your bike (eg profile design) and 2) attaches to the bars with more than rubber bands and crappy velcro tabs (eg profile design), at least he’s solved a problem no one else has been able to solve.
Wow, that is quite an … what word am I searching for … abomination!
Um … isn’t that about where your face is supposed to be? I guess this is designed for those folks who buy a P3C and set it up like they’re heading to pick up Toto and take him to the pound.
woohooo!! I´m going to be able to take my Big Mac and my Macho Burrito with me on every ride.
I wonder if there’s a chinrest option ;O)
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all i can say is that if that thing is proven to be measurably more aero (and faster), he won’t be able to make them fast enough to keep up with demand …
wonder what they are going to charge for this thing? What do you think the over should be for these things at IM’s this summer, 30?
His bar end shifters don’t look right. 
I seriously think they are on the wrong sides, making the right lever upside-down.
all i can say is that if that thing is proven to be measurably more aero (and faster), he won’t be able to make them fast enough to keep up with demand …
that’s what i think. doesn’t matter how dumb it looks…if someone comes out with “proof” that’s it’s faster, you’ll be seeing them everywhere…
yeah, kind of like the “proof” that a p3 is measurably faster than nearly any other frame. or kind of like the “proof” that a rider on aerobars is faster than a rider on drop bars. “obviously”, that is all just made-up “proof”.
(unrelated, did you know that one of the big reasons that those oh-so-smart folks at the UCI banned graham obree’s ultra-fast superman and bent-elbow riding positions was that they thought that they looked dumb. no kidding. so consider yourself in the company of other great geniuses …)
Fairings? At what point would these become illegal in competition? Or if proven effective is this the next step?
I wonder if you could make a ‘water bottle’ that fully faired a person?