Banned from the pool!

The Coffee Shop
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I started the day as pretty much normal, got to the pool about 7 this morning, got changed and walked from the changing rooms to the pool, as i did i past a lifeguard he stopped me and said pretty politely: “sorry, but we are going to ask you to leave, and you’re going to be allowed to swim here anymore”.

“What!”, I replied, thinking that he was taking the p!ss!

“Sorry sir but I’m afraid that you are going to have to go”.

The other lifeguard come over by this stage and was backing up what the first one was saying, after about 5 mins ‘discussing’ this point I eventuality left not really knowing what was going on. I got home a bit perplexedand unpacked my kit just to find that the S had come off my speedo’s!

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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I don’t get it.

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speedo - “s” = “peedo” as in: “pee” in the pool.

Brett

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Actually, the joke (whether the OP knew this or not) is peedo = paedophile.

This was all over the general forum on tritalk.co.uk a couple of days ago. Causing quite a sharp division of views.

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Ahhh Greg66, you ruined my fun! :wink:

TBH, I read the reaction on Tritalk and I posted it on here to see if the reaction would be the same. Call it devilment or curiosity or whatever!

Ah well, I hope some people got it & found it funny …

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I guess that if a joke requires this much explanation…

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Maybe he should have posted it on the Boy Scouts site? I thought it related to peeing too.

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I was kicked out the boy scouts for eating brownies.

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So, is the post a joke or a story or what?

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Worst…joke…ever
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