Bachelor Party Stories...Post 'em

Ladies welcome too. I want to know what really happens.

And guys, give me some ideas for this weekend. It’s goign to be a rainy one.

I’ll start, last year in New Orleans, a buddy of mine was the guest of honor for his bachelor party. He had 7 or 8 shots of Jager after drinking an entire bottle of wine at dinner. We then went to a strip club. He got the “every stripper in the joint spanks him on stage” routine. He vomited on stage…twice.

Stories do not have to be about your bachelor party. But they can be if you wish. After all, the first rule of Fight Club is…

I thought there was a standing rule…“don’t discuss the bachelor party after it’s happened.”
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I thought there was a standing rule…“don’t discuss the bachelor party after it’s happened.” You are right. No friend would ever discuss what happened at another friend’s bachelor party.

So…what exactly do you know about bachlor parties?

That is the first rule. The second is “No camaras”.

We don’t know each other’s friends here.

…long story short, and this is funny:

The groom-to-be wakes up holding a ballpeen hammer covered in what he believes is the hobo’s blood…

I dated this guy for three years and we used to tell each other everything, definitely my best friend, in any event imagine the shock and horror when I had asked him about the bachelor party and he wouldn’t say a word!! Then he told me, “it’s a rule, you don’t talk about the bachelor party”. Since then I’ve found this to be a common rule among men.

So your not speaking from “experience?”
Sorry… I just had to.

I definitely believe some things are better left unspoken! :slight_smile:

And this is the rule that just KILLS the newlywed wife. “So what happened at the bachelor party?”

“I can’t tell you.”

“What? I thought we had no secrets! I thought we could tell each other anything! What happened?”

And then her mind starts to run wild with the possibilities. And thus the beginning of the end.

It’s much better to tell her up front that no matter what happens, he will not tell her anything, so don’t ask.

LOL! you’re so dead on!

Couldn’t agree more.

I was told I could look all I want, just do not touch.

I remember this one party I went to, the guys put a video camera in a speaker. Probably was they turned off the power which stopped the camera. That two sum would have been great on tape. :o)

Dave

in any event imagine the shock and horror when I had asked him about the bachelor party and he wouldn’t say a word!!
Simple - it is for your own protection (and our peice of mind) as it makes it harder for you to be called as a witness for the prosecution at a later date in time.

Mine involved tequila… too much tequila…

“It’s much better to tell her up front that no matter what happens, he will not tell her anything, so don’t ask.”

Why? She will ask anyway. Then you are left with “well, nothing REALLY bad happened, so don’t worry about it.” And then the badgering starts in ernest. And then you lie to protect your friends.

The BEST bachelor parties have to involve friends who are police (or friends of friends to whatever degree necessary to ensure at least 2 or 3 cops are present) That way when things get out of hand, you have people there who can insure that noone gets hauled off to jail.

Learned that lesson the hard way. Once learned the parties became epic.

My bachelor party was pretty lame. My friends and I had a great dinner at a Gaslamp restaurant, next we went to Pacers for a few pitchers of cheap beer. Then we went to the Sports Arena for a Van Halen concert. We completed the evening by playing cards, smoking cigars, and drinking Conmemorativo till the sun came up.

So that when she does ask, and you still don’t tell her anything, she will still have respect for you because deep down she knows you have the strength to stick to your guns, even with her pressure.