A house on my way to work in Nebraska has a smaller version of the same sign. Which one is really Asshole’s garage? Maybe we can get both assholes litigating for the right to use the sign. The pleading would be titled “Asshole’s Lawsuit”. If one wins there will be at least one less “Asshole’s garage.” I have not had a problem with it but I’m a pretty crude person. I blame it on all the years when I worked at a gas station.
Kind of a funny observation that the state motto is “Live Free or Die”.
Go over with a 12 gauge shotgun and explain to him his choices.
Put up a sign that says
“My neighbor is an ASSHOLE”.
Then, if they bitch, point to thier sign and ask them why they are denying it.
As much as we would like to shelter our children from the bullshit and assholes of the world forever, there’s probably more of a lesson to be taught to your kids about how to deal with assholes than painting his car or TPing his yard. Maybe send your kids over with some cookies and have them ask him what the sign means.
Edit: Better yet, have them ask his wife.
Put up another sign in his driveway that says “Parking In Rear”
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