…you get out of the shower and start your shave only to discover you had grabbed the can of mouse instead of shaving cream and it took covering most of your face before connecting the dots?
How about when you put body glide on your armpits in the morning instead of deodorant?
i shaved one whole leg with my husband’s hair gel. i wondered why it wouldn’t foam, then i finally figured it out…duh!!
but is this from overtaining? hell no–it’s lack of coffee!!
Whew! Thanks Kittykat - once again you’ve saved my sanity. Now that you mention it I haven’t had coffee yet and I really could be training much more. I’m in for me what passes as a hurry this morning and I haven’t caffenated myself yet. I need my own bathroom too, but that’s another thread.
your own bathroom, huh. what, you’re tired of the 500 different facial creams, lip pencils, and 3 dozen different eye shadows? tampons got you down? is the shower so full of shampoo and conditioner bottles that you feel as though the walls are caving in on you?
lol…
hmmm…I shaved one leg with toothpaste once…the cans don’t even look alike…
lack of coffee is the answer Kittycat! you’re right
First of all, tampons always get me down.
My wife does her makeup in another room, so that’s not a big deal. I like spreading out in the bathroom. I think it is a territory thing. I like just having my toothbrush on the sink, my razor, my stuff. I confuse easily and don’t like reading labels. And all of her products are pink. How can a guy get himself pumped up to go out and conquer the world when he’s surrouned by ‘soft and gentle’ phrases and razors hiding under rubber ergonomic handles and pink soap? Not to mention the girlie magazines (no not the good kind) that she leaves in there. I gotta do my morning thing looking at Martha fucking Stewart Living or Better Homes and Garden reading articles about how men aren’t satisfying women in bed, or how women have the power to unlock more intense orgasms when they are self administered. Why is that in a garden magazine anyway?
Now…where’s my coffee? 
They’re putting mice in cans now?
You know you are overtrained when you shave your legs and go in to work only to realize you forgot to shave your face. Happened to me yesterday.
I can live with all those things long as she leaves my razor alone.
I don’t think I have ever seen a can of toothpaste.
I can’t figure out why my shower is full of all the shampoo and conditioner. Is your hair dry, or oily, it can’t be both… so why is there shampoo and conditioner for both.
I think I officially have 2% of the shelf space in my bathroom…the rest looks like a show room for Bath & Body Works…glad my girlfriend doesn’t work there anymore!!!
-bcreager
Worst I had was when I was riding to swimming then on to work afterwards. One day I forgot my cap & goggles for the swim, forgot to fill my waterbottle for the ride(s), and worst of all, forgot my bra for work! I got out of the shower at work and had to put on my sweaty sports bra I just rode in. How gross is that. Oh yeah and I forgot undies too, so I was going commando all day. Super. F*ing A.
Anyway… I’m pretty sure I won’t be the only one turned on by your post… :-p
By the sweaty sports bra? ewww… 
oh my god, i hate wearing a bra (thanks to a home office), let alone a sports bra…and a sweaty one at that. damn girl, you earned it that day. i know that sucked!
One day last week I was rushing to get to the pool to squeeze an hour swim in. In my hurry I forgot to grab a towell from the front desk. After swimming and realizing I had no way of drying off, *I *was the weird guy hanging out in the locker room drip drying. Adding insult to injury it happened to be the day after I did a ‘head to toe full body’ shave…I don’t even want to know what everyone thought of me as i was waiting to be dry enough to dress. Talk about feeling exposed! hehe
LOL, been there too, had to stand under the hair dryer for 5ish min with paper towels to dry off.
reach for the Chamois cream instead get a handful of Ben Gay and spread it round the nether regions. Shout out in surprise and wipe eyes with hand covered in Ben Gay, the wife is killing herself laughing.
If I didn’t wear a bra at work it could be ugly. I was a D-cup then (before bebe) and work mostly with male engineers. How would they get anythng done? 