Another reason for eating meat

The Coffee Shop
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Vegetarians have lower sperm count

I believe it was Denis Leary who said, “eating meat is an instinct, not eating meat is a choice.”
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I’ve got a few other reasons.

It tastes good.I’ll eat whatever I damn well feel like.Fuck you veggie lovers.
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Vegetarians have lower sperm count

I believe it was Denis Leary who said, “eating meat is an instinct, not eating meat is a choice.”

That would all depend on if you’re trying to get someone pregnant, no?

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Good luck bedding a woman while producing world renowned vegetarian farts. Unless she’s a vegetarian too, then good luck holding your breath while your eyes tear up from her veggie farts.

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Good luck bedding a woman while producing world renowned vegetarian farts. Unless she’s a vegetarian too, then good luck holding your breath while your eyes tear up from her veggie farts.

I’m not a vegetarian.

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Heck of a way to come out of the closet.

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It tastes good.I’ll eat whatever I damn well feel like.Fuck you veggie lovers.

  1. Revenge for all the bullshit you put me thru when I worked on the farm. Every steak, brat, rib, lamb chop I eat I do it in revenge. Viva the top of the food chain!

~Matt

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I only need 1. Because I want to. Any additional reasons are superfluous.