I can tell you it is NOT a dog or a cat!
it is definitley the rare and elusive man eating amazonian gecko.
*Describe the teeth. *
If they are nasty big pointy teeth then it could only be a foul, cruel bad-tempered rabbit with a vicious streak a mile wide. It’s a killer!
Now that is funny! I do have a spare Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch if he needs one … 
Ah then, it must be that elusive pet ‘fog’. 
I’m glad someone got that.
Wasn’t it obvious?
**parkito **(Veteran) Post #67 of 75 (304 views) Copy Shortcut Nov 30, 2005, 4:17 PM **Re: How do you keep track of** your laps? In reply to] **Edit | Delete | Quote | Reply ** **A Reading from the Book of** Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals …
Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (James Bryant Conant)
Thanks for the morning laugh! Ah - gotta go find my copy of that infernal movie as I have not seen in it in a while …
LOL! I’ll just refer to you as Brother Meynard from now on!