seriously, try the vegemite.
I had some good old roids situated in the back passage and they were giving me hell.
they recommended i use a teaspoon of vegemite but i found trying to use a teaspoon to apply it into my butt to be quite painful so i just used to get a very good sized finger or two’s worth of a scoop from the jar and smear it right in there…
it sooths the pain. i reckon it’s got something to do with the viscosity of the vegemite thaqt keeps things feeling much better down there during the recovery process.
just a word of warning, wear a ladies panty liner in the back as black anal leakage into your shorts can freak some people out…
hope that helps
Dude, there is no way in hell that this Texan would ever stick some food product up his arse and then top it off by wearing a maxipad. Please turn your man card in as you’ve gone biatch!