An Englishman gets into my head

Have you ever wondered what goes through my head when I learn something new? Of course you have. I get really weird about learning stuff. I am a class A moron so learning gets me really turned on and my head dialogue sounds something like this.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Ainulindale21#p/u/25/N6GvolyF0vw

Luv ya werk mate.

Tell me you’ve never had this conversation in your head, minus the accent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsXyRVQN70U

Don’t ever stop Tibbs.

I had this conversation with myself when I was looking at the moon through a telescope.

Wait… dude… a dude, like me, freaking walked up on there? Like, drove his little spaceship 200,000 miles… and walked? Just went for a little stroll? Bouncing around like an idiot because of the low gravity?

It loses its drama after 40 years, but it’s still incredible.

“Was a coffing break?” I love that dude. I could talk to him all day. You should have heard my head dialogue about why the company who made our sink at work called it “Power Soak” when it not soaking them but providing agitation which is what washing is. I could go on for hours. Stupid sink company.