Does not religiously clean my bike Does not shave my legs, chest, arms Prefers to stuff a Mr.Big in my cycling jersey pocket rather than some energy bar that tastes like drywall Decides what sport to do each day by what I want to do rather than what my training log “tells” me to do Finds themselves incredibly good looking and intelligent (had to throw that one in 
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yes.
No.
I clean my bike when it looks dirty
I shave my legs in summer only
I eat snickers bars on the bike
I decide what to do each day
I am single so I have to find myself extremely goodlooking
You can clean bikes?
I prefer Payday bars.
No shaving.
Also intelligent and good looking.
I clean my bike when it needs it.
Haven’t cleaned the bike yet, but I’ve only used it 3times. I shave legs + armpits but not chest, arms. Not biking long enough to need candy, but when I do it will be Lunas… and I’m new to this, so I do what I want when I want - but only because I’m recovering from a sfx and can’t run, and I don’t have a training plan.
Short answer, you’re not alone!
i clean my bike about twice a year and i love my bike. it still has the dried worm on it from the last time i rode in the rain. for the other stuff youre on your own.
You mean that black crud on the cassette isn’t supposed to be there?
I ate 2 Moon Pies on my last long ride.
I feel refreshed just reading that.
I lube the bike when it starts to squeak, and clean it when it gets muddy.
I shave my face.
My cycling jersey holds a debit card and a banana. The debit card buys donuts and pastries.
I decide what to do each day by what I have time for. A little time means run; a long time means ride. If I fall off a boat, I swim.
I’m incredibly handsome in dim lighting, and am usually smarter than my dog.
If your bike is dirty it’s time to buy a new one
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I lube the bike when it starts to squeak, and clean it when it gets muddy.
I shave my face.
My cycling jersey holds a debit card and a banana. The debit card buys donuts and pastries.
I decide what to do each day by what I have time for. A little time means run; a long time means ride. If I fall off a boat, I swim.
I’m incredibly handsome in dim lighting, and am usually smarter than my dog.
If you were female I would say “I love you”.
I prefer Payday bars.
Same for me…have you seen the new ones? Mucho grande…called the “PayDay Pro.”
http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/payday.asp?id=3804-2039
About the rest…I keep a spotless ride and shave but I train by doing what I feel like doing and deffinately find myself good looking and intelligent.
Michael
Holy crap!!! Where can you buy Mr. Big bars? I have only had them in Mexico and can’t find them anywhere here, I love them, no I mean I LOVE them. Please, where do you get them??!!
i got your big right here in my pants…
hahaha!!! someone had to say it.
i got your big right here in my pants…
hahaha!!! someone had to say it.
OMG what the hell is wrong with you?! I just shot yogurt up my nose while laughing…
i don’t know…my husband is always saying things like to to me…
me: “honey, have you seen my keys? I left them in the big bowl last night.”
husband: “I got your big right here (cups crotch with both hands). Let’s do it. Do it. (said like Ben Stiller in Starsky and Hutch).”
unfortunately, i always laugh…which only ags him on!! lol.
kc
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I lube the bike when it starts to squeak, and clean it when it gets muddy.
I shave my face.
My cycling jersey holds a debit card and a banana. The debit card buys donuts and pastries.
I decide what to do each day by what I have time for. A little time means run; a long time means ride. If I fall off a boat, I swim.
I’m incredibly handsome in dim lighting, and am usually smarter than my dog.
If you were female I would say “I love you”.
You want a woman that shaves her face??
we must be twins
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It’s why I like Gator Aid… red matches the Cervelo, yellow matches the Mutant Bike.