It seems I am losing my touch. I haven’t had any carfuls of teenage girls catcalling me when I’ve been out running in over a week. I used to be able to count on at least one catcall every 3 days or so. What’s wrong with me?
The lack of external validation is really damaging my fragile psyche. I might need counselling.
teenage girls
Is this you?
Oh god no. I’m not nearly that good looking. But for some reason, I keep getting whistled at.
Maybe they were making fun of me. 
You must live in Dartmouth. AND those aren’t girls. 
those aren’t girls.
But they looked so…convincing!!
Around here the direct correlation has to do with whether or not the shirt is on.
Tight shirt, loose shirt, etc - no screaming from car windows.
No shirt - screaming every few blocks in certain areas of town.
For me that has a direct correlation to outside temperature. Either nice and sunny or completely pooring. In both cases I’d rather be bare.
Chris
You know how all those guys on the cover of Men’s Health have washboard abs, hairless chest, back and shoulders??
That ain’t me. I’ll leave the shirt on, thanks.
I feel your pain.
Last week I went by a construction site. Nothing.
I feel so unwanted
Jodi
Feel better now??
I feel so validated
Jodi
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teenage girls
Is this you?
That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
That’s just nasty.
Am I supposed to know who the dude in the pink pants is?
Dude that’s Lance Armstrong’s boyfriend/sidekick!
if you need some attention, go swim. No one can resist watching a butterflier.
<tc catcalls at More is MORE from the maine-province)
Nasty hot.
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oh my, butterfly
(if you say it with a maine accent it’d be “oh my, buttahfly” - I don’t have a maine accent, though.)
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