Anyone here claim they’ve been abducted by aliens?
Perhaps you’d like a little desk lamp that’ll remind you of your experience…
There are some people I’d *like *to see abducted by aliens, if that counts.
Send them a lamp. I’ve heard rumors it’s really a homing beacon the aliens pick up on and abduct those near it. One caution though, they’re studying the human race to see if they will survive on their own or need be put on the Galactic Extinction List. Be careful who you choose to represent us.
lol! Dang! I was going to just knee-jerk it, and now I can’t!
My brother claims to have seen (and interacted, but I wont go there) with the Alabama Booger, a southern version of Bigfoot. Can I have the light and I will give it to him next month when I see him (my brother, not bigfoot)?