Bout time that lady figured it out!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100601/ap_on_re_us/us_gore_separation
Does she get half his carbon credits?
She must have decided to stop drinking the Kool-Aid
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She probably caught Al with Barney’s bean bag on his chin doing cock push ups.
Does she get half his carbon credits?
POTW!
Now, Al can listen to music with naughty lyrics. Bitch.
The Gores were telling friends they “grew apart” after 40 years of marriage and there was no affair involved, according to two longtime close associates and family friends, who spoke on the condition of anonymity.
Translation: affair.
Tipper caught him humping an iceberg and a polar bear while listening to heavy metal…
Who gets the internet?!
They will probably just each take one of his two greatest inventions, the internet and Man made global warming…
This actually surprised me. 40 years is a long long time to decide to split at age 62 - because you grew apart. I haven’t even been alive that long (almost) and would think you become almost “institutionalized” like Brooks in Shawshank, can’t imagine not being married to them, whether it sucked or not. If you simply grew apart, it would seem inertia would just carry you to the end.
I bet Bill Clinton is privately enjoying this - I imagine the whole the Clinton marriage is a sham marriage/ business partnership and Al Gore has a real loving marriage had to grate on his nerves (whether it was true or not ).
I usually don’t care or even notice about celebrity marriages, but seeing this on Yahoo was a genuine “wow, didn’t see that one coming”
except for a few mean spirited righties, no one is enjoying this split up.
http://i45.tinypic.com/dgt374.jpg
Meanwhile Tipper is planning on spending the rest of her life with a man this go around.
OMG I just remembered I have a roll of All Gore ass wipe someone gave me during his campaign. I had forgotten about it, but in his honor I’m going to put it in the guest bathroom tonight!
If you simply grew apart, it would seem inertia would just carry you to the end.
Inertia affects the filthy rich differently from the rest of us.
You must be absolutely elated…time to go out and celebrate.
no, not really, kinda shocked to hear that.
This actually surprised me. 40 years is a long long time to decide to split at age 62
My parents divorced after being married for 54 years. Go figure. I guess they needed to stay married for the kids’ sake (I was 42 when they got divorced). 
Who gets the internet?!
Im more worried about Manbearpig. Who will care for him?
I guess we finally found out the ending to “Love Story”, huh?
Hmmm…I wonder if Al or Tipper is the one who’ll be living in the $7mill “shack” I heard he’d just bought nearby us here in Montecito?
I guess we finally found out the ending to “Love Story”, huh?
Hmmm…I wonder if Al or Tipper is the one who’ll be living in the $7mill “shack” I heard he’d just bought nearby us here in Montecito?
I wonder what kind of carbon footprint that makes. oops I forgot he owns the right to that scam so he just used fake carbon credits to make up for fake numbers. Sweet.
I wish i could I could find the clip from msnbc as they followed around a carbon credit broker as he tried to buy credits from farmers. I was laughing hysterically at the insanity and then he lets go with “This is uncharted territory so we are just making things up as we go”
No shit?
This is funny if you find cottage industries built on nothing funny.