you finish a race, there’s 3 hot tubs, both have multiple buckets of ice cold beer next to them.
in one hot tub are the re-formed spice girls, next hot tub are the pussy cat dolls. the last tub has you mate’s ex girlfriend…
your body is sore, you need a beer and you have to choose a hot tub, which one?
(Ladies please excuse this post)
p.s the make of beer is irrelevant.
I guess it would depend on what the ex gf looks like 
but I would probably pick her. The Pussycat Dolls and Spice Girls are filthy.
This is a no-brainer. Since most of my “mates” are in their 50s, I doubt I would find any of their ex-girlfriends attractive. That leaves the pussy cat dolls (whoever they are) and the reformed spice girls.
Since the cold beer would be the most appealing to me right after the race, I would choose the reformed spice girls since they would probably be less prone to interfere with my beer consumption, given that they are reformed.
i could not think of any other female groups to slot in!
No, they have signing ones!!!
What more facts do you need?
When I first read this I thought the third tub was an ice bath.
I’d go with that if it was an option.
you finish a race, there’s 3 hot tubs, both have multiple buckets of ice cold beer next to them.
in one hot tub are the re-formed spice girls, next hot tub are the pussy cat dolls. the last tub has you mate’s ex girlfriend…
your body is sore, you need a beer and you have to choose a hot tub, which one?
Firstly if there are 3 hot tubs and multiple buckets of beer next to both of them, then either one hot tub is beerless or your English needs work. Let’s assume the latter.
I’d go for the spice girls.
the goal of the puzzle is beer. If you chose the hot tub with your mate’s ex, then chances are there is room for other beer drinking males to join in. Thus less beer for self.
Then it comes down to which group of girls is likely to deprive you of the most beer. My bet is that the pussy cat dolls could down more beer than the spice girls. So I’d chose the spice girls.
yes, my use of english is crap…too much beer.
that’s easy. I’m 55 pounds heavier than at my IM race weight (which was 180 pounds at 5’10"), so I’d head to the Pussy Cat Dolls tub with my beer. I’ve seen my best friend naked, so my disgusting body wouldn’t phase his ex. Also, the Spice whores have been around the block so aren’t shocked by gross 43 year old guys. They may also try and take my beer.
Odds are the Pussy Cat Dolls will be so repulsed they’ll just get up and leave the hot tub leaving me to soak my wounds and drink my beer in peace
I like that concept!!!
I think I would choose the pussycat dolls - spice girls have been round the block a lot and chances are they would be bitch fighting so I could steal their beer too…my mate’s ex is my ex too (way too much porridge stirring) so would stay well clear of that tub.
Or…I could slip getting into the tub, hit my head and die, missing all the fun.
I’d go with the spice girls. Offer Posh spice (Beckam’s chick) a beer or two. Charm her with my good looks and wit. Get filthy with her, take pictures, and threaten to release the filthy pictures to the tabloids, or pay me lots of money (so i can get the 08 Orca TT and lots of other goodies).
Genius. Pure Genius.
Or maybe PussyCat Dolls, drink all the beer, piss in the tub and leave.
I do not think you need wit to charm her…after all Becks does not have it!!
Great answer.
Easy.
Bet 'em a fiver we can’t all fit into the same tub. Get in first.
Smelly