Adrian Peterson arrested

Again. . . this time for using drugs while on probation.

Lol. Not exactly Moriarty is he.

that’s a step up from child abuse . . . so we’re getting somewhere

at least he’s honest. Fully admitted to whipping his son(s) and fully admitted to smoking “a little weed” right before a drug test.

Perhaps if he smoked more weed he would chill out enough to stop whipping his kids so hard.

You forgot about the orgy he paid for with his brother and hookers with his non-profit credit card.

You forgot about the orgy he paid for with his brother and hookers with his non-profit credit card.

And I think the brother (or one of the brothers) is a minor?

You forgot about the orgy he paid for with his brother and hookers with his non-profit credit card.

And I think the brother (or one of the brothers) is a minor?

Correct! I think he may be done as a viking. Maybe done with the nfl for a while. I liked him before all this. He was one of my favorites.

You forgot about the orgy he paid for with his brother and hookers with his non-profit credit card.

Huh, what is this? Peterson had a rep as a pretty good guy prior to the recent spanking scandal, but now that there is some digging it is pretty clear that he has quite the life off the field.

at least he’s honest. Fully admitted to whipping his son(s) and fully admitted to smoking “a little weed” right before a drug test.

Yep, he just keeps on cooperating fully with the police.

Most people don’t have to cooperate this often.

Cause he is an arrogant prick who thinks he is entitled to do anything he wants.

I gave up on him the day he squeezed between a wall and a kid in a wheelchair wearing his damn jersey without ever acknowledging the kid was there. It was a preseason game he didn’t even dress for.

Cause he is an arrogant prick who thinks he is entitled to do anything he wants.

I gave up on him the day he squeezed between a wall and a kid in a wheelchair wearing his damn jersey without ever acknowledging the kid was there. It was a preseason game he didn’t even dress for.

I missed that

You forgot about the orgy he paid for with his brother and hookers with his non-profit credit card.

And I think the brother (or one of the brothers) is a minor?

I think the hookers were also teachers, so I think we’ve established that him being a minor is actually OK.

/highfive

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wasn’t there a thread with a placeholder for the next NFL “star” to be arrested? If so, does a re-re-arrest count?

You forgot about the orgy he paid for with his brother and hookers with his non-profit credit card.

And don’t forget the shambles of accounting (daresay missing funds) from his charity, whose credit card was used to pay for the room for the orgy.

at least he’s honest. Fully admitted to whipping his son(s) and fully admitted to smoking “a little weed” right before a drug test.

Yep, he just keeps on cooperating fully with the police.

Most people don’t have to cooperate this often.

haha…this line is f’ng great!

wasn’t there a thread with a placeholder for the next NFL “star” to be arrested? If so, does a re-re-arrest count?

No it does not count because Wes Welker IS a serial killer and my gut tells me the feds are on to him…

wasn’t there a thread with a placeholder for the next NFL “star” to be arrested? If so, does a re-re-arrest count?

No it does not count because Wes Welker IS a serial killer and my gut tells me the feds are on to him…

How many hookers did he kill?

wasn’t there a thread with a placeholder for the next NFL “star” to be arrested? If so, does a re-re-arrest count?

No it does not count because Wes Welker IS a serial killer and my gut tells me the feds are on to him…

How many hookers did he kill?

For some reason I want to say he’s been off’ng jockies in some twisted sex/drug/horse racing ring. That’s just a guess though.

probably a few hookers as well…but that will be a side note when he’s found out for the above.

Cause he is an arrogant prick who thinks he is entitled to do anything he wants.

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This is how I feel about most NFL and NBA players. Baseball is so f’n boring, I don’t follow that either. And the NHL? I mean, WTF?