From Velonews:
http://www.velonews.com/view_full.php?image=/images/details/12681.19429.f.jpg.
“I wonder if they’d get penalties at an IM?”
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“Dammit, I know you’re in there somewhere!” (guy in green)
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#109: “Where did my r-EPO suppository go?”
#66: “hehehehe…myyyyy r-EPO suppository.”
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So who decides when they have a “nature break”? Is it when a few of the team leaders decided they have to take a leak? Surely they don’t pull over unless the really important riders have to pee.
Hey, wait!
Isn’t this Jorge Jaksche’s house?
that’s a crap caption 
they do it every day relatively near the start. later in the day you’re more on your own but it is considered bad form to attack when someone is having a pee
How about …
“Hey, who wants a yellow jersey?”
or …
“All right, who had the asparagus last night?”
or, from #109 …
“C’mon … c’mon!! You had to go two minutes ago!!”
‘This is what happens in the Peloton, when Drug Control passes by.’
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“Size in inversely proportional to the amount of hours spent in the saddle”
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“he’s all over the bicycle”
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“Six days later the ants of Drury Hill Turn were 10 meters tall, could run at 30 kmh, and never needed a recovery day from their tireless ravaging of the countryside.”
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From Credit Agricole rider: ‘Not sure why my ass hurts after drinking all that beer and passing out on my stomach last night…’
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“Drugs out, drugs out…come on dammit, drugs out!!”
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Is this the line to sign up for IM Canada 2008?
“those damn powercranks killed my prostate”
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“every bloody bastille day we have to sit at the side of the road and give the french riders a 10 minute headstart…and they STILL don’t win”
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“gruppo compatto”
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Who switched Viagra for our EPO? F*CK THIS HURTS!
“I don’t care how many times I shake it, 3,4,5, 100… it’s mine and I can do whatever I want with it!”