Add a caption, round two

In my ongoing quest to thoroughly embarrass myself, here are a couple of pictures from IMLP that are just screaming for captions. I appear to be removing my pants in the first one. I really don’t recall doing that.

In case anyone missed it, the first installment in this series can be found here.

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#1 - I thought these shoes were faster…
#2 - I WANT MOMMY!!!

#1 where’d little colin go?
#2 I need a new mantra

1 - Man, I’ve really gotta take a dump. But where? Oh yeah, I’m wearing Newtons…

2 - Next time, at least give me a reach-around. Call me!!!

#2 I need a new mantra
Thanks for the reminder.