Sorry all, I couldn’t resist:
Customer: “I’d like to buy a bike.”
Shop Employee: “What kind of bike?”
Customer: “A road bike for triathlons.”
Shop Employee: “Oh, you mean a triathlon bike.”
Customer: “What? Sorry, I don’t speak bullshit.”
Or what if he said that he wanted a triathlon bike for roadie riding.
Even better!
Sounds like one damn lucky customer to have an employee even offer to help him/her.
Ahh, just go to Dunkin Donuts. Last time I checked their coffee was just as good, they speak anti-bullshit, and you don’t need a second mortgage to buy a “large”. Plus you can choke down a couple of fat pills and motivate yourself for a super-sized workout.
I had one employee of an LBS try to tell me that aerobars where not for aerodynamics but for resting your elbows… I still go there, but only deal with owner and his right hand man who are very knowledgeable and helpful.
employee of an LBS try to tell me that aerobars where not for aerodynamics but for resting your elbows
I have *got *to get a set of those. . .my elbows are EXHAUSTED!
"I have *got *to get a set of those. . .my elbows are EXHAUSTED! "
Ha!! Best one liner of the day. Vitus, now that you’re not posting on the OT political hack posts, I’ve gotta admit I enjoy your comments.
Easy boys, don’t get too close, else we won’t have fun political threads and people will start to talk.