Francois, is this one of those “I have a friend who has a problem…” when the friend is actually you is it?
Come on Francois. You can be honest. We will still love ya 
Thats good humor.
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Indeed…they are banned…like good food in the US
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I would have them ejected. Athlete’s foot from showers bothers me enough, so tainted joy juice painting the facilities is a code red violation to me.
Maybe you could point out to him that his date has a serious hair lip problem.
the pool management (it’s the university pool) is aware of that now…not the first time apparently and the dude is indeed retarded and not really aware of what’s appropriate, and what is not.
anyway, I won’t go shake his hand anytime soon 
if you can’t beat him, beat it!
Gezee… that’s the kind of stuff we DON’T like to see in the showers…
Honestly… I’d probably get way from him and joke about it later 
Touché (Oh, my… that’s French)
hehe…let’s start a stereotype war!