“I’m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,”

Sometimes you don’t even have to write a joke.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tennessee-deputy-pastor-calls-for-execution-of-lbtq-people_n_5d0261bce4b0985c41994837

“I’m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,” Fritts said during his sermon. He then criticized musician Taylor Swift for her support of a bill that would ban discriminating against LGBTQ people.

“It’s infecting our nation, people,” he said. “The culture’s changed, the Bible is not outdated. The federal government, the police or what-have-you, should enforce Leviticus 20:13. That is the purpose of this sermon, is to show you that.”
That passage from the Old Testament calls homosexuality an “abomination” and says those engaging in it “shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.”
“Send the police in 2019 out to these LGBT freaks and arrest them,” Fritts continued. “Have a trial for them, and if they are convicted then they are to be put to death. Do you understand that? It’s a capital crime to be carried out by our government.”

Sometimes you don’t even have to write a joke.

https://www.huffpost.com/...61bce4b0985c41994837

“I’m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,” Fritts said during his sermon. He then criticized musician Taylor Swift for her support of a bill that would ban discriminating against LGBTQ people.

“It’s infecting our nation, people,” he said. “The culture’s changed, the Bible is not outdated. The federal government, the police or what-have-you, should enforce Leviticus 20:13. That is the purpose of this sermon, is to show you that.”
That passage from the Old Testament calls homosexuality an “abomination” and says those engaging in it “shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.”
“Send the police in 2019 out to these LGBT freaks and arrest them,” Fritts continued. “Have a trial for them, and if they are convicted then they are to be put to death. Do you understand that? It’s a capital crime to be carried out by our government.”

If he wants to enforce the Old Testament there is gonna be some effed up stuff going on. Anyone with a goat or dove farm will be sitting on a gold mine!

Umm, phrasing.

What’s the over/under for him being outed?

If he wants to enforce the Old Testament there is gonna be some effed up stuff going on. Anyone with a goat or dove farm will be sitting on a gold mine!

there’s alot of slavery in the Bible - does this mean that is going to return too?

and you can say goodbye to bacon… yea, that’s gonna happen.

What’s the over/under for him being outed?

Yeah, I thought the same thing.

If he wants to enforce the Old Testament there is gonna be some effed up stuff going on. Anyone with a goat or dove farm will be sitting on a gold mine!

there’s alot of slavery in the Bible - does this mean that is going to return too?

and you can say goodbye to bacon… yea, that’s gonna happen.

Not to mention crab and lobster. mmmmm. As you said, not gonna happen.

Guy is an idiot. Seems to be a really poor career move for a public servant charged with upholding the law. And by that I mean our laws, not Levitical law. The article says he’s no longer active duty–on leave until July. Hopefully they can his ass.

I don’t think we will be stoning adulterers anytime soon.

Sometimes you don’t even have to write a joke.

https://www.huffpost.com/...61bce4b0985c41994837

“I’m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,” Fritts said during his sermon. He then criticized musician Taylor Swift for her support of a bill that would ban discriminating against LGBTQ people.

“It’s infecting our nation, people,” he said. “The culture’s changed, the Bible is not outdated. The federal government, the police or what-have-you, should enforce Leviticus 20:13. That is the purpose of this sermon, is to show you that.”
That passage from the Old Testament calls homosexuality an “abomination” and says those engaging in it “shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.”
“Send the police in 2019 out to these LGBT freaks and arrest them,” Fritts continued. “Have a trial for them, and if they are convicted then they are to be put to death. Do you understand that? It’s a capital crime to be carried out by our government.”

If he wants to enforce the Old Testament there is gonna be some effed up stuff going on. Anyone with a goat or dove farm will be sitting on a gold mine!

Always fun to go back to the “Why can’t I own a Canadian?” letter to Dr. Laura:
“Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?”

What’s the over/under for him being outed?

Oh, that is being worked on, don’t worry.

Fucking Tennessee.

Part 2 is here: https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1139211442991902721

Supposedly, he retired (conveniently).

I don’t think we will be stoning adulterers anytime soon.

Especially when according to Jesus’ criteria that’s about half the country at this point.

What’s the over/under for him being outed?

Oh, that is being worked on, don’t worry.

Fucking Tennessee.

Part 2 is here: https://twitter.com/.../1139211442991902721

Supposedly, he retired (conveniently).

That’s what I gathered from the link. I think he had stepped down already, was still on the payroll using up his sick time, and so decided to “come out”, so to speak.

I don’t think we will be stoning adulterers anytime soon.

yea, the Secret Service would probably put a stop to it, since they are sworn to protect the President.

What’s the over/under for him being outed?

Oh, that is being worked on, don’t worry.

Fucking Tennessee.

Part 2 is here: https://twitter.com/.../1139211442991902721

Supposedly, he retired (conveniently).

lol he says sodomy is forgivable if the person is confused or drunk. Wonder what sort of Tennessee whiskey he was drinking that drunken night…

“I’m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,” Fritts said during his sermon.

Interesting choice of words. Somewhere out there in the world there’s a screenplay writer in the adult film industry saying:
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“I’m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,” Fritts said during his sermon.

Interesting choice of words. Somewhere out there in the world there’s a screenplay writer in the adult film industry saying:

It would be pretty funny if he actually meant to be making a pun. But I’m thinking he isnt that bright.

“I’m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,” Fritts said during his sermon.

Interesting choice of words. Somewhere out there in the world there’s a screenplay writer in the adult film industry saying:

It would be pretty funny if he actually meant to be making a pun. But I’m thinking he isnt that bright.

Someone should really tell him that isn’t how sodomy works.

“I’m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,” Fritts said during his sermon.

Interesting choice of words. Somewhere out there in the world there’s a screenplay writer in the adult film industry saying:

It would be pretty funny if he actually meant to be making a pun. But I’m thinking he isnt that bright.

Someone should really tell him that isn’t how sodomy works.

Not be a pendant, but sodomy does include oral copulation.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sodomy

“I’m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,” Fritts said during his sermon.

Interesting choice of words. Somewhere out there in the world there’s a screenplay writer in the adult film industry saying:

It would be pretty funny if he actually meant to be making a pun. But I’m thinking he isnt that bright.

Someone should really tell him that isn’t how sodomy works.

Not be a pendant, but sodomy does include oral copulation.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sodomy

Webster is correct to point out that sodomy includes opposite sex couples. Does the Bible cover that? Is it a sin for married hetero Christian couples to commit sodomy? I’ve done that. That’s a back-door brag.