A new use for BodyGlide!

So for the past week I have been racked with a horrible cold and have been blowing my nose so much that it feels like I have about 100 paper cuts on my upper lip and nose. I got to thinking and spread some BodyGlide over the area and presto!!! All is good with the world. For those of you wondering, there was no funny taint smell, it was a brand new stick of BodyGlide

Tim

I hope you used a fresh stick!!

My Bodyglide smells like where I rub it and will NEVER go near my face.

I was thinking this thread would be about something veeeeery different.

but then again that would hardly be a new use…

I laughed out loud at first, but now I am intrigued…

Hi,

I just threw up in my mouth a little…

next time, try carmex…(yes, it works on saddle wounds as well, but this thread has 'icked me for the nite, so I am leaving it there

:slight_smile:

t

I was thinking this thread would be about something veeeeery different.

but then again that would hardly be a new use…
Dude, that’s ASTROglide…

I believe stal was hinting at using BodyGlide to lubricate the genitals.

Bag Balm baby…Bag Balm.

You should try neosporin. Has the added benefit of healing as well.

My Bodyglide smells like where I rub it and will NEVER go near my face.

If it never goes near your face, then please explain how you know what it smells like? Must be a strong odor.

And I’m just being a smartass- when people tell me something tastes like shit I have a similar response.

Neosporin on the sack? I don’t need any healing down there (not right now anyway) :slight_smile:

I may never use it, but I am buying a tin of it just to say “I bought some bag balm”
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For a dried out nose!

I suspect if you need neosporin down there, you should keep better company.

I know what you were referring to, I was just being a smart aleck. Seriously, thanks for the advice, never thought of that. Will give it a shot later.