A message from Tom D

Triathlon Forum
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Hello everyone,

Well, it is finally time for me to get to the heart of things. I can’t believe you guys haven’t put this all together yet. Though it is hard for me to come right out and say it, let’s just look at the evidence…you can draw your own conclusions.

  1. I am a handsome, neat, and well-dressed man.
  2. I am considerate.
  3. I don’t trust women.
  4. My favorite things to do are
    a) position men on bikes
    b) put on black tights and go outside
  5. I love (and live with) cats
  6. Chicks dig me.

What, do I need to take you to my house and show you my collection of Liza Minelli videos? Do we need to sing show tunes together or something?

Is the picture emerging for you all yet? I am crying out for some understanding here!

Happy April, y’all.

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Yaah, you’re Mr. Tibb’s “good” twin :slight_smile:

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I knew it!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Tom, this is not complictated. In order to meet the right person, you have to be the right person. You have been carrying a lot of baggage for too long. Have you put it down yet?

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Oops, I forgot. Happy April Fools Day Mr. Tibbeley.

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congratulations - big step - should be proud - my brother likes bikes too
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Dude, that’s just wrong.

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the extra “e” gave you away.

Vince

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Yeah. Below the belt. WTF?

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That, the “.” after Tom, and the post history (1 post).

Still funny, though.

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Ooh, a little too sensitive perhaps??? lol

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I don’t think so. I’d be a hell of a lot more upset at some personal attack from left field for no apparent reason.

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… and it was my pleasure to FIST you. in retrospect your pleasure too, it seems.

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Oh well, I suppose I brought it on myself… :slight_smile:

WTF… You guys are hilarious… Absolutely hilarious.

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Thanks Slowman - now, if you will excuse me while I clean what is left of my lunch off of my lap … (it’s amazing how painful it is to blow ham and cheese out of your nose)

mp

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At least you’re a good sport. That’s much more than the perpetrator deserves.

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(it’s amazing how painful it is to blow ham and cheese out of your nose)
Is that anything like blowing a Muscle Nitro (or Cytosport Muscle energy) capsule through you nose after convincing your significant other than you dont need a drink of her water?

Michael

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I can see it all too clearly now…. Mr. Demereley is sitting on his bike on his trainer in full aero tuck, in front of a large mirror, slowly speaking while glancing sideways:

“I’m good looking enough, I’m fast enough, chicks dig me and dog gone it, people like me!”

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Tom,

I am glad it’s not you! Heck, I don’t know if there is anything we can do for someone who has a Liza Minelli video collection! :slight_smile:

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FWIW, I can confirm that I have never seen a Liza Minelli movie.

However, I must confess to you that there are two Cher songs on my I-Pod and I compulsively watch the drawing scene in “Titanic” over and over and over and over and over…

Does that make me a bad man?