If elected, I promise to serve with dignity. I promise to bump and crowd people in the swim lane, to pee in my wetsuit, even BEFORE entering the water, to launch snot-rockets at drafters, and to continue to annoy all liberal activists on the board.
In the total amount of vitriol elicited, I know that I have excelled this week, and am deserving of the award. Vote for me or I’ll post more about the lunacy of anti-gun legislation and global warming.
Thank you for your support…
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As Mr. Tibbs said, its JACKASS, jackass. It was originated in this thread. . .
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=123407;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;
But you are certainly making a case for your election to the award with your insistence on naming it “asshole”. My compliments on the effort.
Do not argue with Tibbs, Grand Poobah Jackass Decider. His decisions are justifiably capricious, yet final.
I’ll second that nomination. You have already excelled in your duties and will serve us well. Thank you 