A Guinness tragedy?

The Coffee Shop
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I just got an email from Guinness titled ‘An entirely new way to enjoy Guinness’. I open the email to see this image:

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I can’t put my finger on why I feel this way but my gut feeling is that this is a terrible idea.

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my eyes, my eyes! noooooo

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Actually I bought some earlier in the summer and myself, my wife and my in-laws loved it…and I am the only Guinness drinker.

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Guiness is good but there are many stouts that are much, much better.

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No, no, no! tell me it’s April already.

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Brilliant!

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I like BullsEye, but not Guinness. I save money on Guiness by drinking cold, black coffee. I wonder in a blind taste test if I could even tell which is the guiness and which is the 3-day old gas-station cold coffee?

Diet Mountain Dew on the other hand is the nectar of angels.

What do I know? A buddy of mine told me the other day I was a “Megadeath man in a Metallica world”. (Huge Megadeath fan)

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3-day old gas-station cold coffee? Diet Mountain Dew on the other hand is the nectar of angels.

Blasphemy.

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I’m sorry, Ryan. We can’t be friends anymore.

Goodbye.

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Why not? There’ll be more Guinness for you to drink! grin

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I like BullsEye, but not Guinness. I save money on Guiness by drinking cold, black coffee. I wonder in a blind taste test if I could even tell which is the guiness and which is the 3-day old gas-station cold coffee?

Diet Mountain Dew on the other hand is the nectar of angels.

What do I know? A buddy of mine told me the other day I was a “Megadeath man in a Metallica world”. (Huge Megadeath fan)

I love Guinness but not BBQ sauce. This seems like a waste of perfectly good Guinness to me.

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What does “new flavor - same (‘big bold’) taste” mean?

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I bet that makes a mighty thick black and tan.

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I’ve braised beef with Guinness before and have also had beef stew with Guinness as part of the stock, but BBQ sauce seems to going a bit too far.

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How could an otherwise reasonable man post so many offensive items in one post?

My gut always told me never to trust a principal. I suppose it was only a matter of time…

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I need to send you a sample of local bourbon barrel stouts. Ask Thompson.

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sounds good, I’ll send you my fed ex acct #. Or better yet, use your firms acct #!

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How could an otherwise reasonable man post so many offensive items in one post?

Stress? grin

My gut always told me never to trust a principal. I suppose it was only a matter of time…

Heh Heh.