A friendly reminder about whistling

Unless someone SPECIFICALLY asks you to whistle, just don’t do it around other people unless you’re getting someone’s attention.

Especially don’t whistle in an office place. No one cares about your stupid fucking whistling. Or your singing or humming for that matter.

Unless someone SPECIFICALLY asks you to whistle, just don’t do it around other people unless you’re getting someone’s attention.

Especially don’t whistle in an office place. No one cares about your stupid fucking whistling. Or your singing or humming for that matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnLDMqPBeKQ

Amen. Got a guy across the hall who whistles in the john all the time. Got a couple guys at the gym who whistle in the locker room. There should be a law …

Since the season is nigh, what about xmas music? I have quite the library of feces-themed alternate lyrics that a buddy and I have come up with over the past 20 years.

Man is that what my life feels like a lot of the time…

I LOVED that movie as a kid.

Got a couple guys at the gym who whistle in the locker room.

We’ve got a guy who sings show tunes in the shower. And I would say, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but he sucks as a singer and takes long showers.

I hate guys dribbling basketballs in the locker room
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A friendly reminder to those who hate whistling:

Deal with it. Those of us who occassionally whistle don’t give a shit if you like it or not. You can’t stop the music that lives in our souls!

You having “music in your soul” makes me want to whistle.

give whistling a chance

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You having “music in your soul” makes me want to whistle.

Can’t help it man. That Taylor Swift shit is catchy.

I hate guys dribbling basketballs in the locker room

Fortunately, that is rare in my gym, but, yeah. I don’t get some of these guys. Get in, mind your business, get er done, pick up your shit, don’t leave a mess, get the hell out!

I can’t whistle to save my life. My wife absolutely loves it when I whistle. I will probably wake up dead one of these days.

The ONLY man allowed to whistle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMm1Wih0kug
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I hate guys dribbling basketballs in the locker room

Agreed. Guys shouldn’t dribble their balls in the locker room. At least go into a closed bathroom stall for that.

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I hate guys dribbling basketballs in the locker room
What about Jimmy?
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I hate guys dribbling basketballs in the locker room
What about Jimmy?
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“Oh yeah, Jimmy played real good today” “These are Jimmy’s trainers!”

Amen. Got a guy across the hall who whistles in the john all the time. Got a couple guys at the gym who whistle in the locker room. There should be a law …

You need Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.

I like to whistle. Lots of kids songs mostly.
Sometimes in the office I will see someone with what appears to be a bad case of the Mondays and I will whistle “Don’t Worry Be Happy”. I have the movements and the body drumbeats down pretty well too so I mix those in for friends who are particularly glum.

I found this for you.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU