A Day in the Life of ............................. (1)

Triathlon Forum
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A fairly typical day for me, really. Woke up and took care of some immediate business…

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Oh, dear! How was I to know she was maried…

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Dropped in for a swim…

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Crosstrained XC…

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Did a quick 5K through a bad section of Dearborn–not with a P2K, or a P3, but a PPK…

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Rigged an espresso machine on my aero bars…

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Saved Marcie from sea urchins…

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Did a bike fit. Here I am preparing to use the FIST method taught to me by the Slowman (BTW, Dan, If I haven’t mentioned it OW!)…

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Tried on the new Sugoi all terrain tri-suit…

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Bullshitted a few girls from the local high school to pose for pictures under the guise of “modeling” tri-gear…

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Got a quick MAH-sage…

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Negotiated with a customer. Drastic you say? Well perhaps my mark-up is none of her business…

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Dropped into the Interbike Show…

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Checked out the lastest GPS tracking device. These are still a bit heavey to be practical, but I like the direction they are going…

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Test flew the newest in bike-copters. This was HUGE…

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Back home to the hot tub…

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And if I haven’t said it yet today…

Here’s to you my friend…

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Too many pictures? Well, its a full life, you know. I’ll take the DQ.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner…

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There you go, somebody took care of it for me. With unflinching accuracy.

…Shocking…

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Here’s to YOU, my friend…

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:slight_smile:

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Who is the demented soul with so much time on his/her hands that they did this?

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Did you like the one about negotiating with a customer? …asking markup… HER asking markup?

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the gun…that is huge.

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you look judt likr guy thst used to work in a bike shop in florida, you every been there?

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the gun…that is huge.

Dude, you know what they say about a chap with a big gun…nevermind. What about Pussy Galore? You need to show a cat.

OMG - I’m still laughing. We have a clear winner!! Tom, disregard the bribe I mailed yesterday. This definitely wins the “Creative Yet Demented Dude With Too Much Time On His Hands Or An Absent Boss” Award.

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Honey Ryder would be a good nickname for a bike.

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HUGE.

“Girl: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.
Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry.”

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I knew that was you form pic one

Nice work!

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Awesome post…gets my vote…I needed that humor.

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I bow down to your genius, your style, your humor.

(But I can paste faces into pictures better!)

I concede the election.

(Oh no. I said election. Is this going to the Lavender Room?)

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This really is a beautiful piece of work. I can honestly say it had me laughing out loud, which is very tough to get me to do unless I’m in others company. Bravo. Tom, you ought to print this out and frame it in your store.

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you look judt likr guy thst used to work in a bike shop in florida, you every been there?
Did you hire Demerly’s new editor, or is Tibbs still reviewing your stuff?

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the computer I type on has got bad keys from the grease, engineers and their toys eh? got to check everything 4 times before i post it nearly

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I can honestly say it had me laughing out loud
It’s what I live for.

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this is REALLY funny…hahahahahahahha…absolute gem…

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truly hilarious!