Sometimes I poop and it is very clean - no toilet paper needed at all. Recently though it has been messy - soft poop that lacks form. What can I eat to get firmer poop, the kind where you don’t even have to wipe? I’ve been eating more fruits and veggies. Would that contribute to the softer poop?
I’m not touching this one with a ten foot “roll”…
Ok I retract my nomination for stupid post of the year for the astroid android hemerrhoid post and now nominate this one. Geez people get a grip this is a Tri Forum not a personal health clinc go see some sort of poop doc for this
Oh shit. Here it comes.
It’s probably a tumor
Jodi
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That’s 8 wasted seconds of my life I will never have back!
Is it Phreaky Phriday already?
Just eat some fiber, bro.
yes, it is a tri forum but poop is directly related to what you eat and what you eat is directly related to how well you train, so I see it as a training/nutrition issue, no different than all the ‘how much should i eat during an Ironman’ posts.
why even bother to wipe, you are just going to poop again anyway.
“I’ve been eating more fruits and veggies”
I think the fruit could, but the veggies should make it more firm.
Regardless, I know way too much about you now.
go see some sort of poop doc for this
Like Dr. Shit?
That shloud do it
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Metamucil…you’ll never have to wipe again.
“its not a tumah!”
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Did you $h!t your pants and this is a concern?
Your chiropractor should be able to help.
A “friend” used to have explosive diahhrea, daily, but switched to Powercranks and hasn’t had a bowel movement in 6 months.
Stop drinking water, eat a block of cheese, let your toilet bowl eat Mr. Hanky, and call it a day…
Yes, the increased fiber will contribute to the current change in stool pattern. You are probably better off with the soft stool rather than dry hard stools.
A serious answer from a pediatrician–yes we deal with stool questions all of the time. Those of you with kids know you have asked.
I hope you were either drunk or on meds when you posted this!
Maybe we should just pack up and leave this one alone. Otherwise Record10Carbon will start posting videos. haha.