7 Deadly Sins of Cycling

Triathlon Forum
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1.Vanity
2.Envy
3.Greed
4.Impatience
5.Lust
6.Retrospection
7.Tardiness
EDIT: Each “sin” clicks to a link with a description. It’s pretty good and dead-on.

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Where’s the data?

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don’t have time to look/read through the whole thing right now, but after seeing the ASSOS guy in the pic for #1, this could be good.

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That’s hilarious. I’m not owning up to anything other than I train alone on my own schedule for a reason… and I date my bike.

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That’s hilarious. I’m not owning up to anything other than I train alone on my own schedule for a reason… and I date my bike.
I’m pretty sure #2 applies to me toward your P5 and FC 808’s :wink:

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Where’s the data?

I didn’t realize those were links, thought they were just a list.

GOD I’m a dumbass

don’t ever make me sorry I said that . . . 'kay?

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Shouldn’t at least one be “Seat too high”? This is Slowtwitch after all.

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Well, you’ve got a personal life so that makes up for it. I have to have a sexy bike. No one else will go with me to prom.

9

I have ENVY wheels.

10

I have retardiness…

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Recently, I shipped a set of Zipps in an Enve box. The kid working the counter at UPS was a cyclist. He started hugging and stroking the box. They probably needed a room and I probably owed an apology to the recipient. I think that covers Lust and Envy in a single stroke.

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I have retardiness…

I know a guy who has retro-tardiness. Rides a steel bike with downtube shifters and shows up at the finish line when
everyone else is going home.

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after years of wearing marginal cycling gear, I finally splurged 2 weeks ago and got an Assos jersey…damn that thing is nice.

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Nowt wrong with Assos, good stuff…

Standing in front of a mirror whilst wearing the knicks and shades only is where the trouble starts…

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Nowt wrong with Assos, good stuff…

Standing in front of a mirror whilst wearing the knicks and shades only is where the trouble starts…

Ok, I’ll work on it…

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  1. I’m 90kg and I train in a budgie smuggler. Not a scrap of vanity there!
  2. Envying the BF of the girl in the fast lane at the pool? “guilty as charged”
  3. Greed? Is it really greed if everyone wants a P5?
  4. Impatience that losing weight takes longer than putting it on :frowning:
  5. Lusting after the hottie in the next lane at the pool. That’s MY most common sin.
  6. Retrospection (insert funny comment here, except Ican’t think of one just now)
  7. Tardiness- Just because I show up at the finish line means I’m slow, not necessarily tardy.
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  1. I’m 90kg and I train in a budgie smuggler. Not a scrap of vanity there!
  2. Envying the BF of the girl in the fast lane at the pool? “guilty as charged”
  3. Greed? Is it really greed if everyone wants a P5?
  4. Impatience that losing weight takes longer than putting it on :frowning:
  5. Lusting after the hottie in the next lane at the pool. That’s MY most common sin.
  6. Retrospection (insert funny comment here, except Ican’t think of one just now)
  7. Tardiness- Just because I show up at the finish line means I’m slow, not necessarily tardy.
    lol…pretty good!