Who would you take in a 2005 iron distance race? What is the latest line?
The Big Kahuna
VS.
The Iron-Monk
Grogan must be killed and eaten!
Monk is the outsider at 4-1.
BK favoured at 2-5 on.
In the picture – it looks like that little girl is checking out Kahuna’s butt!!!
I think both athletes need to be drug tested!!! This needs to be a fair duel!!
Hey, they don’t call him ‘big Tony’ for nuthin!
In the picture – it looks like that little girl is checking out Kahuna’s butt!!!
So is the guy in the Blue Hat. I was there. I took the picture. Kahuna wears special shorts with the back cut out to save time at the Port-a-Johns. This does attract a little attention.
Who would you take in a 2005 iron distance race? What is the latest line?
The Big Kahuna
Is there an aerodynamic benefit to a baggy speedo?
Beware!!!
.
hey monk, secretly, I am backing you, just going short on Kahuna to get the kitty nice and swollen.
Plus BK will be overconfident and blow at mile 100. Guaranteed.
I would support Monk but I’m worried that he will look like this by race day.
I place no money on any man wearing a speedo outside of a natatorium.
“…to get the kitty nice and swollen”.
And how does this affect Monk vs BK?
**I place no money on any man wearing a speedo outside of a natatorium. **
Hey, my friends call me Tony. But you can call me Big Dick McGee. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously. I only wore the mid-90’s get-up as an homage to the first time I did that race back in '95. Next year, it’s a full-on, go-fast, no-shit AG record for the 45-49 (which will REALLY be something, considering Joe Bonness owns just about every one of those at that race).
I’m already doing 3 hour ride/30 minute run bricks, with the 30 minute runs done at 6:30/mile or better.
Bettah watch out, Iron Monk! My Kung Fu is as great as yours, grasshopper 
T.
I would support Monk but I’m worried that he will look like this by race day.
I’m not sure I can trim down that much.
I really can’t decide… me and Tony go way back… but Monk is rich and his gf is hot… I might go with Monk, I feel we can be great buddies… :-)))
OK. That’s it. I was holding this back out of respect. But no more. Here is why the Speedo is baggy and everyone was staring at T’s rear end at the start:
Monk,
It does not matter who crosses the finish line first – You just won on points.
I’ve gotta agree. Monk is the Master. And I had no idea my ass was that white!
Maybe I’ve got a shot a Chippendales. ‘Cuz this triathlon thing ain’t workin’ out
T.
I wonder if USAT will implement stricter draft laws when these two stallions go at it in Iron-War 2005. According to Inside Tri, Charlie Crawford has been bombarded with e-mail pictures like this one from B.K.'s training camp, calling for harsher draft penalties.
Heh, heh. I can imagine Monk like that. And saying in an Ahnuld-like voice: You must not be ze girly-drafting man!!
Doesn’t he look menacing, staring at my ass like that? (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
T.