15 minutes to watch an ITU race on TIVO

  1. Watch the first two minutes to see who is in the race and to see if Hunter Kemper has actually gotten some sun (whitest dude out there)

  2. Watch them jump into the water as its kinda neat seeing everyone hammer. Fast forward to see who gets out first then watch them transition as they are AWESOME at it.

  3. I then fast forward through the entire bike looking for crashes. Even though I am an avid cyclist, it is a total bore to watch these guys suck each others wheel.

  4. Again watch T2,did I say these guys are super-quick…actually slowed it down and studied how they got off the bike and into their shoes this summer and I think it made me faster.

  5. Watch the bike leader run like hell with their arms flailing all over the place while the runners who sucked wheels slowly catch them. Fast forward

  6. Look at how the final unfolds as sometimes you get a great sprint at the end like those two dudes who dove over the finish line this summer.

We really should get a support group for you guys…